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13th 4th

So basically shitloads of pages of panic with no substance?

Pissed, what the fuck has been going on here? Colo leaving would be worse than Enrique and Carroll put together.

Never seen him play, but I know he's very highly rated. RMC has been right about our signings lately as well IIRC, very positive about this!

Krul Simpson Taylor Colo Taylor Obertan Tiote Cabaye Jonas Best Ba Is what I'd play.

Ouch Well fuck you.

I want us to have a real go at the cups this year. Last couple of seasons it's all been about promotion and avoiding relegation, but this year I don't think we should be anywhere near relegation, so having a go here would make sense.

Signing of the season

Have him in a flash, good player.

Prefer Pieters, due to not losing him for a month in January the next two seasons.

Eric Abidal

One step forward (Obertan) and two back (Enrique and this). Fucks sake.

Want to make a bid? Just fucking make a bid, and a significant one, we are desperate for a left back now.

Gervinho is very good, will be a success at Arsenal.

He can get fucked with comments like that. Fucking waster, glad he's gone.

I wouldn't mind that game being postponed tbh, it's too early in the season to play them.

Who the fuck cares?

Don't think Barton will start.

We would have effectively paid £2m to get rid of him, but he's so shit that even that wasn't enough

Bates out, the cheap cunt

4-2-3-1, playing the holding role with a player that's very similar to Tiote (from the two games I've seen him play). Could easily see him play in the same role for us with Obertan Ben Arfa Jonas/Marveux - Ba in front of them.

Fucks sake.

Would love to think that the idea of Loven on the wing was that Pards then said to Ashley, "You see this fucking shit I have to work with? Top 10? You're having a laugh. Come on Michael, don't make me come banging on your door..." Or something like that. I imagine the setup at SJP a bit like a Kung Fu film, rooms within rooms. Leon Best knocks down the outer door to Pards' office, then he has to knock down the inner door to Llambias's domain, then the ultimate inner room is Ashley's lair. That sounds more like Inception than a Kung Fu film

You didn't know that he played against Fiorentina? Nope. Supporting the lads by ignoring them :thup. Don't you know that Colocho hasn't got time to read all posts (or match reports apparently)?