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As soon as I started reading that, I knew that his brother would get a mention. So boring, predictable garbage. I like that the Arsenal fans thinks that Bartons challenge was worse because it was on a player with a long injury record

Tshabalala? Do we really need another left winger? Whooosh! But yes, we do need a left winger, as the one we've got there now hasn't produced a goal since October. Did you not watch ol Gutierrez yesterday played like a man possessed. As always, he worked hard, but again there wasn't a goal or assist from him. He's played over 1300 minutes since his last assist. For a winger, that is shocking.

Tshabalala? Do we really need another left winger? Whooosh! But yes, we do need a left winger, as the one we've got there now hasn't produced a goal since October.

how messi would do on a cold wet tuesday night at stoke Who cares? The likelihood of that particular fixture being played on a Tuesday is so fucking small anyway. If he's brilliant the other 37 games, I'm sure he'd still be held in high regard.

Tshabalala?

Is there anything VI do not know?

Kasper man, just look at the thread on here. Do you think Dave would let it be wrong for this long?

My new desktop.

How can you like Wenger? One of the biggest cunts in football IMO. Brilliant manager, yes, but an absolute grade A cunt.

Thrash them please. Having a Barcelona fan is like being mates with the hardest kid at school. Brilliant I just generally despise when fans of a big club go "woe is me". We have no right to do that. But Arsenal haven't won anything for five years now, you really should feel sorry for them!

It's a really good read. Their fans are fucking nackers though. Am I watching the same tackle as them? I feel like I'm going insane, there's fuck all wrong with Barton's tackle.

Aren't you quite the same with Messi though?

That is BRILLIANT! That is fucking fantastic!

Fucking hell, I thought "nah, I want Chelsea to batter the cunts"

Apparently, I've bet £70 on Chelsea today My first bet while I've been steaming drunk.

Doesn't look like he hits Best at all.

I'll bet you £100 that we won't go down this year. PM me for details. I replied to your PM. Said I couldn't afford £100, then offered you £10. No reply.... Yeah, basically £10 is just not worth it IMO.

Wenger: "The foul from Barton was pretty bad." Fuck off you French cunt, Barton didn't foul Diaby so focus on your players being soft shites instead of blaming the referee.

Top class

"If the Arsenal players don't like getting tackled they should play basketball instead"

What. The. Fuck?!

Really looking forward to see him play for us. Seems like a confidence player, and this group should be perfect for him.

I'd say the club was lacking ambition if we hadn't accepted the deal, limiting ourselves to a stupidly overhyped, glorified battering ram of a striker who, if anything limited our style of play. We can get players a on a different level to AC with that cash. Seriously what is with the clamour for Carroll on here, he's not that good and never will be, he wasn't even the best player in our squad. What tools apart from heading does he really have to make it as a great player? His skill is average, as is his pace, intelligence and finishing. People need to give their heads a shake saying he was going to be a PL great (not specifically you Dave), after scoring 11 goals in one of the worst standard seasons in the league's history, a season where Leon Best has scored a hattrick and a newly promoted club has hit 5+ goals in 3 matches and lets not forget Kevin Nolan already has 10 goals as well. We now have a great chance to build a good footballing side with some higher level players, with this money we can get 6/7 Ben Afra/Tiote like signings ffs, If Andy Carroll had stayed we'd have been confined to alot of boring route 1 stuff and i wouldn't want a team to be built around him for long as he can only take you to a certain level as aplayer. Onwards and upwards i say. Good luck with that. Jesus H. Christ. I'm sure that post is all just in our heads, it can't really have happened, can it?

What happens if Tiote gets two bookings in this? One match suspension (for one red card) two match suspension (for 10 yellow cards) or three match suspension (one for a red card and two for ten bookings)?

I can't believe your U-turn like Feels like yesterday I was having arguments with you almost daily that we would finish above 17th and you were all doom and gloom