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Probably would have been part of the England squad this season had he stayed fit. Was it an ACL?

Well I thought that it would probably be some rights bollocks, but then the club put up the first 21 minutes of the Spurs game on Youtube so

Is there a reason why the extended highlights are always 10 minutes (and a few seconds)? Yesterdays didn't even include the Wilson missed chance for example. They pretty much never include any saves from Pope neither, obviously it's because they want to show our attacking play, but I find it very annoying and quite disrespectful to Pope tbh

The move for our fourth goal man

Liverpool starting eleven is looking ridiculously attacking

Ah great, so another two years of this Mbappe bullshit then

He's areet

How the fuck did Brighton get that fucking penalty man

Aye, incredible player. Possibly my favourite non NUFC player at the moment.

Who the hell decided on this graphics for the score and time? It looks awful, and the 0 at a quick glance can look like a 1

I'd be very surprised if Isak doesn't start like.

Richarlison has an annoying face and is a bit of a prat on the field, but I like him as a player and seems to be a decent person off it, so nothing against him really.

This post is hurting my brain, because technically £115 000 000 is a round number, but it's not really a round number in the way Polic means

Aye, love Sean, seems like a great lad. Even more impressive concidering his dad was an ice hockey nonce playing for Djurgården back in the day

Chelsea fucked it all again by spending £100m on Enzo and £80m on Mudryk of whatever it was. That just set another new ridiculous standard as to what supposedly top players costs these days. How is FFP even viable any more when ONE player eats up the entire 3 year budget allowed for owner investments? Player inflation has gone mad again since Boehly took over, making an even bigger mockery of FFP than it already was. I know there's amortisation and shite, but still, these fees are absolutely absurd man.

Fucking hell

Cause it was released in Sweden 65 minutes ago.

Pretty disappointed tbh, felt poorly edited and quite rushed. Hope the next episodes are better when they might have more material and more of a focused narrative to work with

Two posts up he says he's in Finland (where its now just past midnight)

Oh shit, so that means it drops here in 50 minutes

Did Eales say anything interesting then?

We've got Tonali, Bruno, Joelinton, Longstaff, Willock, Anderson, Miley and Gordon who can all play CM, wouldn't say we lack depth there at all.

The point is, he looks more like a Gerrard (who was desperate to join Chelsea) than a Shearer, who as far as I remember, never wanted out of Newcastle once he was here. Of course it's only rumours, but there's been talk about Kane wanting to leave Spurs for at least three seasons now, and of course people will see him as a bottler when the chance comes and he ends up staying at a Spurs without European football when he could have moved go Bayern Munich.

It's weird, we have so few "sellable assets" for other top clubs. Bruno is the obvious one, but he's still only getting started here, and seems to be loving it here. Plus his price tag would be astromonical. Joelinton maybe? But I bet he's still seen as an expensive striker flop that has had a purple patch as a midfielder by many other top clubs.