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Not for homosexuality and other no-crimes.

Doesn't really matter whether he was involved with the Khassogi murder or not, he's got enough blood on his hands with all the executions happening in Saudi anyway IMO.

Villa had conceded 8 goals in their last 16 games last season and we put five past them

Does One Size fit everyone though?

If we then sell him a year later, how much more can we spend to stay within FFP?

That was counting the rest of the likes of Hendrick, Hayden etc full contracts, so they won't cost us anything this season for the accounts, and if we manage to get rid of them or part of their wages it will count as profit.

Teams i the CL play Wednesday/Saturday all the time, don't they?

In my hypothetical scenario, beating Sunderland actually means something

Fair point. Would you rather knock Newcastle out with the game of your life at SJP or beat sunderland at home at your random lower league grund?

A. Murphy probably?

Daft question thread time really, but would you want to play against us? I would be massively conflicted if I got the opportunity to play against us, much rather get Sunderland in a cup draw Would bust a fucking gut against them lot

Rough childhood

Is he an American NUFC fan? Literally hadn't heard of him before the other day when we started getting early rumours that we were in for him.

He was very good like, one of the best prospects in England at the time I'd say. As good as he was though, I dont think hes worth all this bullshit for Man Utd now though, he's only got two years left on his contract and hasn't kicked a ball for a year and a half. Just pay him off or see if someone in Saudi is willing to take him for 20p of whatever. C. Ronaldo has only just about been able to get away with his rapey tendencies, and he's one of the best (and most well paid, more importantly) players ever, and the public evidence against him wasn't as damning as this.

Hope he gets 0 protection from refs and players just kick the living shit out of him.

Well as long as they are outside of Europe yes, but presumably they want back in Europe and at that point their accounts need to comply with UEFAs rules.

Even more off topic, but assume you're flying from Stockholm, in which case I would recommend flying to Edinburgh and then take the train down to Newcastle, it's by far the most convenient and usually the cheapest route there.

His next contract will be a pittance compared to what he's on now, don't blame him one bit for hanging on to it.

£999,999.99 to play there, with tickets coasting between £5 and £999,999.99 for the lounge seats please.

Both penalties that were given that Ive seen this weekend (Brighton and Brentford) were much softer than the one that wasn't given yesterday

I've watched the official one about 450 000 times, that's probably why.

Why would anyone sell to Chelsea for so little?

Big difference is the fact that most of our players have played st least close to 90 minutes on a couple of occassions. So weird that most managers are happy to have their players just play 60 minute games in pre season, then expect them all to come out and play 90 minutes of much higher intensity. No wonder Villa crumbled and we could have scored another 2 or 3 goals in the last 30 minutes on Saturday.

Only one team has scored 4+ goals more times than us since the start of last season. It's so weird that we score that every time we do it it's a complete fluke. Guess we've got a fair amount of luck to make up for the 15 years of Ashley.

Fair to say my Man Utd supporting colleague was not happy with that performance