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Unless Lövenkrands is back, I can't see there being any other partnership than Ameobi and Carroll.

Fair enough, thought it worked the other way round. How strange. Good decision linesman. It used to be the other way around, it must have changed in the last few years.

Jesus fucking christ what a miss! If there's no more goals in this game I'm killing someone!

Harry Norway's daughter/sister?

It's a lass EDIT: Damn you blef!

:celb: Let's win for wor soon no more SJP virgin!

How many people use a product based on seeing it on a football shirt? I have never felt inclined to buy Chang Beer/Carlsberg etc after watching a Merseyside derby. I dont think Northern Rock get too much business on the back of seeing a fat geordie in a shirt tbh Considering Chang is quite a decent beer, I reckon there's something wrong with you if you don't feel inclined to buy it

Surely I'm not the only one thinking 'thank fuck it's not Sports Direct'?

Reminds me of Carroll actually, wins a good amount of headers but doesn't control them well enough and isn't too much of a goal threat.

the deal makes no sense at all ffs Agree. He's no where near good enough for where Liverpool wants to be and he's vital for keeping the mackems up. Would love it if this happens, would be bad for both teams

Villa cunts

Had so many bets on yesterday, ended up pretty much dead on even anyway.

Spot on, and not difficult to see at all really. Would he have gotten the same coaching if he'd stayed here to take him to the next level? Would he fuck, he would have gone backwards rather, and we would have gotten less for him if he'd stayed longer. In the end, it seems that we did the right thing, Villa did the right thing and Milner certainly did the right thing. I absolutely think if he keeps up his current form he deserves to go to the world cup, especially considering he can play in so many different positions.

Will it make Martin Tyler and Andy Gray shut up in FIFA about the only thing lacking at SJP being a trophy?

Nigeria and Ivory Coast double

It rhymes

:lol:

Aye his final ball looked better. Only one cross sticks out as lamentable iirc. There's no fucking way that lanky typed that Glad I'm not the only one who's in shock after reading that

They scored in the 20-oddth minute mate. Have to say I was shitting myself towards the end, so many chances for both teams, can't believe it only finished 0-1.

Have £20 on a double with Villa and Atletico Madrid, who are winning 3-0 at half time.

Having scored 4 and 3 goals respectively in their opening game, looks like its heading for a 0-0. Hoorah. EDIT: Angola get 2 quick goals to go 2 up Angola 2-0 up now.

Fucking hell, well done everyone who put Lövenkrands to score first

Martins has pulled out of the Nigerian squad due to injury.

Coventry will still qualify