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Apart from it leading to a Sunderland goal, the Reina beach ball incident is pretty fucking funny.

Definitely isn't a coincidence how Chelsea have gone from looking comfortable in beating almost any team in the league with Essien to struggling in almost every game without him. Same thing happened last season too really, I reckon Scolari would still be their manager had they had Essien all season.

I just wasted some of my winnings by putting this bet on. Don't let me down, Spence, please I have whacked £50 on....so if this loses I lose with you!!! Currently losing 30-23

I just wasted some of my winnings by putting this bet on. Don't let me down, Spence, please

Nice one mate!

Nice one Got 4.5 for Arsenal -2.5, couldn't believe it. Wish I'd gone for a couple of minus for Man U as well obviously, but for some reason I didn't fancy them. Discarding Bolton, it's been a good week for me.

Arsenal -2.5, Man U

it's something weird like the 12th this is definitely not the most important game of the season, i expect that'll be towards the end of the season, just hoping it wont be in the playoffs Cheers.

And accept a 5-0 defeat? You can't put a team like that out for however many thousand Newcastle fans who make the 400 mile journey to Plumouth. We'd get battered, even by a team like Plymouth. You've got to consider the people making the trip down south, it costs money, a lot of it people don't have it in abundance these days. Like Yorkie said, fair play to any one making the trip, but if you go there expecting us to field a full strength team then you're a fucking loon. We've already once this season lost important players cause they played in a cup game, hopefully Hughton learned his lesson back then.

Fucking Bolton man! Was over the moon when Torres got that goal for Liverpool, then Bolton manage to fuck up a 2-0 lead at home to fucking Hull. Shite.

I'm probably wrong here, but I thought Simpsons loan expired on Jan 1?

Dear señor Torres, please score a hat trick today, as I forgot to remove you as my captain in my fantasy league. Gracias.

Should stay the way it is.

Spurs -1, Chelsea, Everton

"Who are ya?"

Never bet against Fulham when they're at home, they've got five wins and one draw in their last 6 games at Craven Cottage, including wins against Man U and Liverpool. They're fifth in the Home League table as well. (Hopefully this will jinx them though ) Man City -1, Liverpool and West Brom for me. Nice one, had about £40 on that

My guess would be because no one cares about Watford

Surely you must get more than that? I get 15.63 for those four games at bet365.

How come he can't play the next game? Off to Africa already?

Never bet against Fulham when they're at home, they've got five wins and one draw in their last 6 games at Craven Cottage, including wins against Man U and Liverpool. They're fifth in the Home League table as well. (Hopefully this will jinx them though ) Man City -1, Liverpool and West Brom for me.

There's already a Christmas thread in the chat section man. God, sometimes I wish we'd have a limit on those allowed to start threads, something like you having to make at least 65 000 posts before you can start one.

I know people say they forget Barton is playing for us, but he doesn't even come close on the "shit, he still plays for us?!"-scale as Geremi. Fuck man, I even think our managers forget he's still playing for us.

They must have been carrying their hard drives.

Aye That's an average of less than 4 persons each game, even less if we include cup games.