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Good ball in that by Murphy

Fuck

Very tough call between Watkins and Wilson IMO, Watkins is a great player. Isak is better though.

Didn't @Yorkiefind a season in the 70s when we had three different 10+ scorers?

We've lost the classy trophy to Sunderland about 15 years in a row, and that's despite them knowingly playing a pedophile and having a fascist manager for a few years

When you put it like that...

Didn't see the game, but fucking hell that is awful management from Ten Haag to leave themselves vulnerable to an injury with 10 minutes plus stoppage time to go. Just shouldn't even be close to happening with 5 subs available

I'm sure Nagelsmann might have watched a game or two in the PL like

Aye, it's disgusting the amount of betting ads one has to endure if you want to watch a game of football. It's in your face all the time, before, during, after, half time. Absolutely no wonder there are loads who struggle with betting addiction, must be awful for anyone who has a problem with it. Basically have to stop watching football to avoid being bombarded with the latest odds etc. It's basically this, but with betting instead of alcohol:

Good news, but seems like a bit of a half measure. Still allowed to have betting companies as sleeve sponsors is a bit shite.

And rightly so Tbf. If we didn't already have Isak and Wilson, I'd be happy for the club to spend that on him, but as it is, there are more important positions that needs filling.

Both play on the left unfortunately. Trippier gonna have to get his Atletico shithousery on for that one.

Disagree about Real in general, but aye Vini is so fucking good.

Wonder if there's even the slightest chance we might try for Cancelo in the summer? Sounds like he's not wanted by either City or Bayern (for reasons I'll never understand). Doubt City would let him go to Arsenal, after having already sold them Zinchenko last year, and Man Utd, Chelsea and Liverpool already have Lbs. Again, can't see it happening, but just some thoughts.

Started the season as third choice winger and is now fourth choice I guess? And has played in every game, fair play to him man. That and having five players that has played a part in every league game at this late stage of the season is quite incredible.

That's a pretty incredible stat like. Future quiz question should that still be the case come the end of the season

Who needs porn when this is available? Fucking hell, he's so good

Similar to this, but more so that if City wins it, no one gives a shite, barely even their own fans at this point, it's just par for the course. If Arsenal win the league, it's absolutely huge for them, and that can fuck off.

Bet it was us disgusting, time wasting Shithouses that made the ref and VAR look at the second penalty incident for five fucking minutes and then still only added on 3 minutes at the end of the half.

He's scored 67 career goals in 12182 minutes, or the equivalent of 135.3 games. Pretty much spot on 1 in 2.

No, but he broke through for my team in Sweden, where I'm a season ticket holder, when he was 16. Watched him dominate the local away derby on his 17th birthday, scoring a brace. I've since watched him at often as possible for Dortmund, Willem II and Sociedad.

I've seen him since he was 16 years old, so it's not based on 900 minutes

Comparing to a striker that cost roughly the same, who you rate. Seems like a fair comparison like. But I guess Martial should be almost twice as expensive thanks to that extra .12 assists per 90 that he's got

Same amount of goals in this season, despite being injured for half of it, as Martial has in 3 years Second highest goals per minutes in the PL this season as well. Settle down, idiot.

He beat Zlatans goal record for a Swedish player in a La Liga season playing for Sociedad without taking penalties when he was 21 years old. Never really got a chance at Dortmund, but scored a ridiculous amount of goals when he went on loan to Holland when he was 19 or something.