Alberto2005

I'm sick of this shit, not even at the first game and I already want the season over.

Colombia?

What sort of team are we expecting tomorrow?

Benzema is out of his depth at Madrid.

Fitness is the only positive.

Haha what an idiot.

Don't want Carroll back.

Ben Arfa should take responsibility for his fitness levels, there is no excuse why he shouldn't be in shape.

I've picked Bony ourely because I thought he'd go to Liverpool. Remy is cheaper though so I'm all for it. I've done the same with Loven (5.5m) and Ben Davies (5m). I've also put Sigurdsson in at 6m because he'll be a first team regular.

Still remember that Deportivo commentator... 'Best..... not the son of George'

Not entirely sure what you were expecting... Based on my expectations of this bunch of idiots I would say they've exceeded what I anticipated so far.

Good news really. We can only hope Pardew is sacked one day and this guy is still here.

He's only 23

Kuyt is woeful.

Is Townsend fucking stupid, De Vrij came back from an offside position.

Anyone withdrawn from Titanbet? I've had to send them ID proof, they seem a bit dodgy to me.

I have to agree, I would also take relegation tomorrow if it meant Pardew and Ashley left the club.

Bullshit.

Isn't that Riedler at the end?

Had a dream last night that we replaced Pardew with ex Liverpool midfielder Michael Thomas and everyone was raving about it saying he was a good young manager

Sorry to be giggs, but what is the 138.com offer? I don't see anything on the homepage.

The psychologist nonsense was the biggest load of bullshit I've ever seen. Ok, so there's no doubt he's helped people in the past most notably Ronnie O'Sullivan, but that was over the course of a few years. How on earth can someone speak to the players for a few months and transform them in to mental warriors.

Transfer market closed The transfer window will be opened during the official rest days of the 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil™ Oh sorry, I'm on the sun version I didn't sign up to this but presumed it was with the sun also.

What's the deal with the transfers? Do they come in to effect straight away or after the group stages? e.g If I took Valbuena out now and replaced him with Sissoko would it work for tonight?

wtf is that? 10 returned £23.50