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He said in his column yesterday that he's sick to death of the lunacy surrounding the club and gets fed up of hearing "it's never dull up there is it". If he's a fan as well, that explains it.

fyp. It's us, the media and probably the majority of the staff ("Tails" the exception) here.

Fucking hell

Wonder if he'll try to bring in his mate again. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/gerry-francis-ponders-newcastle-offer-956381.html

This must be utterly embarrassing for him. Half of Europe is laughing at his incompetence.

Pardew is fucking shit and a fraud as well. They're both part of the same fucking brigade. Get them out. Other teams search the world for managers of good pedigree - we go down the leagues and away from football to find the shittest shit.

I think he's at the club to sell players and take the blame. Ashley has grown tired of it and wants his money back before he sells.

I'll do whatever it takes. They will not win.

Something needs to happen. He won't win.

Already is. Unfortunately Joe is going to this as the night when he split the Baltic sea or something.

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes 3m As you clearly don't have minds of your own, it was irresponsible of me to attempt to influence you in this way. Having now read Joe's ... best-selling book, The Bible, I understand that all this was "water off a duck's arse" and that his fundamental role in leading Arsenal ... to an unprecedented quintuple of trophies, including Rear of the Year 2078, was worthy of better. I would also like to extend my apology... to David Llambazee, Dizzy Gillespie, Lethal Bizzie and NUFC players, Sherpa Ameoni, Yohan Kebab and Harry Ben Nevis.

:lol: :lol: This is actually funny. It'll never last.

He's going to sink Ashley or not last more than a few weeks. This is madness.

I love this man. I post about his texts way too much, but what an excellent piece that was again today. He gets the club so thoroughly.

Fuck that he knew what he was getting in to. He got his job on the exact same premise.

Let's do bingo. One of these to come in the next interview. Messi is my son from an earlier marriage Signed Shearer during his first stint Turned down chance to manage Brazil in next years WC

His interview from yesterday is unreal. "Manager of the year three times" "Was at NUFC for two years" "Arab invasion" "They want Geordies at their club" I wish we could report him.

Yeah prolly.

He won it once, didn't he? This man needs to be medicated.

What a fucking brigade he's gathered now. Himself, Llambias and Kinnear pulling the strings with Pardew taking all the punches. Nobody appointed on merit. Can't we're a Premier League club tbh.

I'm starting to worry that Ashley might be starting to kill my relationship with the club. I fucking love Newcastle United to absolute insanity, but I wasn't even angered yesterday. I just laughed. It's too fucked up.

We're set up for a new 08/09 here. Ashley has taken charge of the matters again.

I think he's issued some sort of demands. His philosophy isn't working with the players being brought in. He wanted change and forgot he got the job to be a "yes man". Ashley is probably just getting ready to replace Pardew.

Tried to flog him to afford Albin Ebondo. Wanted to sell Carroll as well.