AlanSkÃrare

I thought I'd be relieved when the season was over. Seem as if I forgot I think about this shit 24/7 no matter of the circumstances. He needs to go so bad. I don't want to approach next season with no hope or vision other than hoof ball, shit corners, Jonas and us imploding all over the country.

"We had no Shola or Sissoko today" Shola has one league goal this season Alan, one goal.

Just watched his interview with BBC. Dodged the question, no doubt. "You spoke about sitting down with the owner and talk about where you'll be next year - have you done that?" "Yeah...the situation is: we've made mistakes this year. We need to correct them as a club and that's what we'll do"

No reaction without pressure today. Hopefully Ashley has another think about this. It's been absolutely unbearable to watch. 19 defeats for f*** sake.

What did he say in the dreaded post-match int?

New poll about what month he'll be gone by. Need to see some sort of prospect where he isn't here.

He looks so interesting. I'd leave if I were him.

"Defensively, we've been pretty strong"

Can't get my head around how fucking hard it can be. He seems to get all the basics wrong. We have no idea what we're doing in the final third. We're aimlessly hoofing attempted crosses without purpose to a lonesome Cissé up against Mertesacker. This will be a summer of no hopes or excitement regarding anything.

Adam please

Good thing Jonas is kept on the pitch.

Let's go Campbell and Marveaux. Hatem looks up for it now.

Further. Up. The. Pitch. Please.

Still oceans between midfield and Cissé. Obviously 4-4-2. Wondering if it's another crowd-pleasing PR thing from Pardew, saying that we're playing 4-3-3 but actually going 4-4-2. Gouffran and Mapou brilliant. Hatem needs to be further up the pitch.

Also, Tioté way ahead of Cabaye. Fucking moronic.

4-4-2. New PR-trick from the club this. Announce 4-3-3 to please fans.

Decent enough apart from never, ever resting Jonas. Fucking Anita can't get a game.

I want to see Campbell today. For more than 10 minutes.

Spurs supporting mate of mine is convinced they're signing Aubameyang.

So, let's say it's his last game today. Verdicts on his time at Newcastle? Best CB I've seen. Best turnaround I've seen from a player. Most technically gifted centre-back in the league.

Aye. What the fuck. Hope there's no fucking haggling over fees this summer then.

I'd take Di Santo for backup. Maybe Stam as well.

Considering how much we work on "shape" thats awful from us The only thing I can take from the Arsenal game is us being ultra defensive and doubling up on their players. Some useful info there Happy Face. Cissé and Simpson occupying the same space against Arsenal. Fucking hell

The first half was like you say, just one of them games. It's strange Pardew stopped using because of that half. We battered them in the second half, hit the woodwork three times iirc.

Please explain to me what makes you think that? I haven't watched a lot of Fulham this season, but the way he did things at spurs struck me as a man who Newcastle fans would take to. He has a weird romantic philosophy and seems to be very attack minded. It saddens me that his reputation seems to have fallen due to this season. Their squad is fucking shite.