Dr Venkman

Bollocks. Roids has us sussed, guys.

I wasn’t moaning, Ian, I was making a decisive intervention.

Aye, fine. I’m sick to death of the moaning about it though Ian.

You make some reasonable points but this just isn’t worth engaging with seriously.

Useful, at worst.

Look, if Eddie wants DCL, he’ll come here and he’ll be useful, at worst. I fail to understand how any of you can have observed what Eddie’s done here and not come to the same conclusion. It’s a free signing to fill a quite unique gap in the squad. It’ll be fine. The limitations you see in DCL’s game so far will not apply once he’s had a bit of time with our coaches. Stop fucking moaning about it

If only there were some examples we could point to that show Howe can get the best out of previously uninspiring players.

No.

Now would be a really good time for this lad to find some fitness/form. He’s capable of making all of the CL permutations seem like inconsequential anxiety if he gets going.

Agreed. That’s the most important factor.

Do we need players in him?

Best coach in the world at developing players Just broken very long trophy drought Handful of top class players already If we qualify for CL it’s 2 in 3 seasons Finishing the season in fantastic form Play in the most watched league in the world Wealthy owners with stated ambition of being number 1 We have an awful lot going for us.

Love how wound up they get by our celebrity fans getting shown on match coverage. As if Ant n Dec are only at the cup final to get on telly

Of course, project projection requires that they’re duty bound to accuse us of everything they do, but celebrating a cup win is just normal, not our fault if the media/rest of the country noticed.

Fat Bruno is gonna be absolute vibes.

That picture is a very concise summation of the way they gan on like. Just absolutely desperate for attention.

Playing a significant amount of games across 4 competitions next season and then him getting one last pay day on a free is probably the best for all concerned TBH.

I might quote myself again, quite like it.

@Rich if I don’t clean my belly button will it get sore?

He’s not under house arrest with his phone confiscated you know, he’s poorly. He can do what he wants man

TBF though mate that doesn’t mean it’s objectively a penalty, it means fans are partisan.