Dr Venkman

The club that paid us for Pardew, one of the stupidest decisions in the history of humanity.

We’ll go 2 up and shit house our way to victory for the last 20 mins.

I’m even more pissed off this morning than I was last night

Looks alreet this lad.

We’ll go for them like, at least we know that much.

Isak won’t start.

Players can get injured at any time like.

Missed him massively today. Hopefully just a dead penis.

Giving me really strong Shola vibes this lad, dreadful.

Never realised I hate Wolves, hope they get relegated the boring bastards.

Sore penis.

Still think we’ll win

Is this performance art?

Crazy days.

Good point.

FFS York

No idea either. I’m back to the days of going into every game thinking we have a chance, thanks Eddie.

Mag

Here man you pure fannies we won loads of games without Bruno and Wilson last season.

wat

1 Martin Dubravka 10 Kieran Trippier 11 Paul Dummett 100 Sven Botman 101 Fabian Schar 110 Jamaal Lascelles 111 Joelinton 1000 Jonjo Shelvey 1001 Callum Wilson 1010 Allan Saint-Maximin 1011 Matt Ritchie 1100 Jamaal Lewis 1101 Matt Targett 1110 Alexander Isak 10001 Emil Krafth 10010 Federico Fernandes 10011 Javier Manquillo 10100 Chris Wood 10101 Ryan Fraser 10110 Nick Pope 10111 Jacob Murphy 11000 Miguel Almiron 11010 Karl Darlow 11011 Matty Longstaff 11100 Joe Willock 11101 Mark Gillespie 11111 Kell Watts 100000 Elliot Anderson 100001 Dan Burn 100100 Sean Longstaff 100111 Bruno Guimaraes

I think we win this.

I can think of another band who have already played at SJP.

You didn’t know black metal was invented in Wallsend?

He is.