Dr Venkman

It's weird, this. I don't see that at all. I see someone always looking for the ball and trying to make things happen. He's been defending all night as well. Just me? He doesn't play it safe though and as a result he stands out which will naturally split opinion. He's like the anti-Colback. How can he be accused of not being arsed though? Surely the fact that he's always asking for the ball and trying stuff proves the exact opposite?

Thought I'd quote this in here as it was brought up during the Stoke game. I've read a few things about the Bournemouth game saying he looked the only one bothered, I didn't see it. He seems to really polarise opinion but every time I've seen him play for us he's looked the most likely to do something by virtue of always looking to be involved. Am I mad? It's weird, this. I don't see that at all. I see someone always looking for the ball and trying to make things happen. He's been defending all night as well. Just me?

Well put. This has been obvious to anyone with a brain since the minute Alan fucking Pardew was confirmed as our new manager.

Did he introduce himself as 'journalist' ?

Shut up Mick, you fat cunt

Imagine, just imagine having to take orders from that prick. Thick as a whale omelette and arrogant as fuck.

Imagine having the option to appoint Rafa Benitez and appointing Steve McClaren. It's barely worth looking up the results of a club that would do that, never mind actively supporting them.

Fuck this absolute bell end

But if they sack him, do you think we're then 0 to go down? Maths. Nah, I'll review the sitch and pick another number

Was a 9 after Stoke. Still a 9 as I reckon there's a 10% chance they'll sack him.

I'm far from Moyes' biggest fan, in fact he bores me to death. But I reckon 1 point from safety with ten games to go, we just need a bit of a new manager bounce, he'd keep us up.

If that's true, you never hated Pardew anywhere near enough mate. Oh I did, this c*** is quickly catching up though. Sorry, I know McClaren's been appalling and we're all p*ssed off at how bad that was, but howay. He's nowhere near Pardew, bloke's the f***ing antichrist. Ok then hes doing a great job of relegating us despite huge investment. Nah no reason to hate him. Nowt to see here move on. I can see there's clearly no debate here, I'll move on.

Dishonourable clown!

It's not even close man

If that's true, you never hated Pardew anywhere near enough mate. Oh I did, this cunt is quickly catching up though. Sorry, I know McClaren's been appalling and we're all pissed off at how bad that was, but howay. He's nowhere near Pardew, bloke's the fucking antichrist.

If that's true, you never hated Pardew anywhere near enough mate.

9. Its us or the mackems with Norwich and Villa, and we all know how that story goes these days.

Thought he looked decent, albeit only for ten mins.

It's weird, this. I don't see that at all. I see someone always looking for the ball and trying to make things happen. He's been defending all night as well. Just me?

Yeah, hilarious. Lowlights

Still got a bit of interest in watching his team at home but away from home he's an absolute travesty.

At the Brittania?

This is the sort of game Hatem would have won by himself and then been dropped the week after.

Yeah, that's what this game needs, Peter Crouch. Can we bring Riviere on too?