Dr Venkman

Stop calling him fucking jacko.

Agreed. Given our need/amount of fixtures and his ability and experience, this would be a sensible move. This one is classified as the ‘not every signing needs to be a potential superstar’ variety of NO transfer rumour reactions.

Surely we can find someone with a similar profile to Jackson who will be cheaper and hasn’t already shown they’re not good enough?

No. That's not what they're investing in their league for. It's to entertain their very young population.

Fucking hell, look who’s back . Didn’t have any thoughts on Howe’s achievements since March?

Why do so many assume that no Sesko deal means Isak is staying? There's almost a month to go until the transfer window closes.

Have you considered working out what you think will happen and then explaining why you won't be bothered by it when it does happen?

Swear to fucking God.

Can you not?

You’re such a stoic. That’s what I admire about you.

What was so mental about your shortlist?

Get back in your thread or go back to your Lego.

Are you going for the shit opinions record?

Comma added

On the stadium tour me and the bairn did, one of the security guards said he’s the nicest professional footballer he’s ever met. That’s all I’ve got.

I'll be as pissed off as anyone if he goes to Liverpool but this sort of stuff has me wondering if we've expanded beyond Planet Soft Cunt to colonise new worlds and are now inhabiting the Soft Cunt Solar System.