Dr Venkman

Oh great. The Move On Massive are in here as well .

Alex, man. Stop doing a breach of contract.

Nope. We’ve got loads of games to play and his experience and leadership is incredibly valuable.

How far is he travelling to watch that?

TBF we could all do the same in the Gaza thread.

Shittest post of the offseason in an absolute rager of a competition.

Get. To absolute Fuck.

Stop it.

I was wearing mine when we won the cup. I’ll wear it happily again one day I’m sure.

Are you familiar with the work of Edward Howe?

No. I’m not accusing you of lying. You’re posting your truth, I’m sure. You’ve been posting it a lot, every day, for weeks, in every thread. Your truth is insufferably negative, sick of reading it.

Ironic you should say that because there’s something really important missing in your analysis.

We finished 5th last season.

Jesus fucking Christ man.

Can you go back to doing it on Facebook instead of here?

There’s an awful lot of talk about who replaces Isak and who replaces Wilson. Forget Wilson. We need to bring two players in to cover the goals we’re losing by selling Isak, and ideally one of them should have some longevity in the squad/resale value. We don’t need to replace Wilson. He offered absolutely nothing last season, and that’s being kind.

Yep. He’s the only one who comes close to replacing Isak’s goals.

At least

I think the issue is we’ve all seen him do a pretty convincing impression of one.

If I may, I think it’s a combination of things. You’re right, his stats are good. But he’s quite a good example of a player who doesn’t pass the eye test whilst getting decent numbers. He just…looks a bit shit, so there’s that. He also appears a bit stupid and is prone to daft behaviour. He’s also at Chelsea and none of us want to be involved in ‘bailing them out’.

Stop calling him fucking jacko.

Agreed. Given our need/amount of fixtures and his ability and experience, this would be a sensible move. This one is classified as the ‘not every signing needs to be a potential superstar’ variety of NO transfer rumour reactions.