Dr Venkman

I need to stop reading this shit.

A world in which all underpants are thoroughly soaked.

Get Trafford Done

I see we’ve touched down on planet soft cunt.

17 pages since the team was announced? We going for the collective forum sopping wet fanny award?

What are you on about?

pics

Christ

Alternatively, he could be making shit jokes all day for attention.

No. They don’t. We know why.

So you’re saying you tell it like it is?

I think we take the long-term implications of this sort of thing really seriously, and rightly so. We don't want a reputation as a club who will agree to a 33% increase on a pre-agreed fee.

Aye, obviously. You have to get it done, or move on, but don't pay too much.

Nunez FFS, you knacker jobs

Eddie Howe?

Aye you can't rely on absolutes. Case by case basis. Isak clearly worthy of improved contract.

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