Dr Venkman

Dan Burn... Don't mention the fee, irrelevant.

I've moved on.

What did you think of the Gordon signing?

Stall until they restock.

If he was high level technically with those athletic attributes he'd be twice as expensive.

To another bar?

Love all of these 'move on' posts. What do you lot do at the bar when your chosen draught beer is off?

We're already a really good team. We need to be more consistently really good against better teams. He'll help. Our coaching team will make him more effective than he already is.

It’s all projection.

Lads can you shut up with this shit patter man.

Johnson is the worst owner in the NFL.

You. You criticised some of those transfers a lot, we had to read it. Now that they've been proven as great moves, though, because Howe and his coaching staff know what they're doing, you can't get away with the usual word count. So now the line is we 'paid a premium' for them. I'm not sure why but I presume it's because just saying you got it wrong would be too painful.

Since she left we've won a trophy, qualified for the champions league again, and held on to our most important players. The facts don't match your feelings.

You hope we mount a title challenge, and Isak?

How have they got away with calling him that?

Maximoose.

But why?

Taken far too long by what metric?

What in the actual fuck are the bairns doing with their barnets man