Ritchie

YES!

Can we loan Claudio Bravo as well, please?

John Cena predicted us to win so let's hope he's right.

Joel Robles.

I’m wearing my burka to the match tonight, and chucking some gays off the roof at the Gallowgate. FFS.

Joselu.

Ritchie is shit.

If he missed that.

Well I don't get it.

Pretty sure I've just seen Dwight Gayle in Gosforth Garden Centre earlier.

The commentary. Is that a handball by Gayle? Did Murphy dive? Chelsea have given Newcastle the lead here. Fuck off.

Joselu would've fell over.

YES¬!

Merino giving the ball away too easily.

Murphy looking good.

How are Manquillo and Joselu undroppable?

It's complete madness. He was getting sacked from League One, ffs.

Wonder if it's the club that's leaked this then, to try and smoke out anyone else interested? That shit paper was right?!?! Fucking hell, it was!

What kind of pass attempt was that by Joselu?

We'll be class when we get quality players.

Isn't Lindeloef struggling?

What the fuck kind of pass was that?!

This game has gone by quick considering it's been wank.