Ritchie

Holy shit, LuaLua looks old as fuck.

That's me trying to score on FIFA.

FUCK OFF PEREZ!

And Perez needs to learn how to square the ball.

Hayden and Lascelles need to learn how to shoot.

FFS.

When did they sign Kazenga LuaLua?

Speaking of random transfers, Crystal Palace are signing Arouna Kone. Everton have done well getting rid of all their deadwood.

Didn't look too happy, like.

Just been shown going into the Bournemouth ground.

This not done yet? FFS.

He's on loan from Benefica. Err, yeah I know.

We should really just steal Helder Costa off Wolves.

Surely Elliot should be playing instead of Sels? He's had enough chances.

Are you sure? They have just wasted £14M on Patrick van Aan Holt.

:lol:

Narh mate, I'm too fat for that malarky.

How did he not catch that?

How's Hatem Ben El-Mhanni been?

Africa.

Sels Anita Yedlin Lascelles Hanley Haidara Lazaar Tiote Colback Murphy Mitrovic

Don't know what everyone's complaining about, I am a class above everyone else.

Can't see Delph wanting to drop down into the Championship, like.

About a 4.