Ritchie

We need to loan Dominic Solanke off Chelsea asap if we're going to hoof it up front all the time.

Currently on my Playstation at the minute, pal.

Villa score.

Is Hanley injured? He's not on the bench.

I was seven. You're all old as fuck.

Wahey, a left back.

Why isn't he taking more set pieces?

How Anita was allowed to play for the full ninety minutes is beyond me.

With a bit of luck, we'll make some sales after this performance.

COME ON ARMSTRONG!

From Hero to Zero.

Rotichie looks good. Thanks poal.

I see Dummett and Colback still like their long balls to absolute nobody.

Cheers pal.

Forgot how frustrating Colback is.

Who edited Gayle's wikipedia page? "On 4 August 2016 Gayle was given the "famous" number 9 shirt - the shirt may fit, but time will tell if Gayle can add to its history."

His first league start for us was at the end of January and now he's the captain. Massive step up for him and well deserved.

Pretty much ruled out Knockaert. Shame.

He's answered this question about twenty times, ffs.

Grant Hanley #9.

Please be Gayle.

"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"

"Have you been down to the beach?"