Ritchie

Who threw the ball at Dummett?

Well Done Elliot.

WHEY!

Anita needs to go back to the daycare centre.

Thanks.

That cross.

Half of these Bournemouth players I've never heard of.

Not one Sunderland player was booked. They were fouling us all over the pitch.

FUCKING DICKHEAD!

YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT!

Colback.

"It's a stamp." Fuck off, you cunt.

Why does Mbemba have an extra 'M' on his shirt name?

'Oh Aye!'

This guy.

Still calling for Tiote to shoot.

What the fuck's going on?!

PEREZ!

Steve Black. He's there to repair the confidence of our traumatised players with some gee up pep talks. I'm sure it'll work. They looked fired up. "Psst! Pass the ball yeee fuckin' useless cunt!"

01. Lionel Messi 02. Cristiano Ronaldo 03. Robert Lewandowski 04. Luis Suarez 05. Neymar 06. Sergio Aguero 07. Manuel Neuer 08. David Silva 09. Arjen Robben 10. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Thanks.

Please get Pardew.

It was 1-1 fifteen minutes ago and there's still half an hour left.

This is ridiculous.