Ritchie

ESPN is free this weekend, incase anyone didn't know.

We've always been linked with Riise but never went for him. It's bollocks, I reckon. Although saying that, we were also always linked with Sol Campbell but never got him until he was way past it.

Diouf making it entertaining!

Whittaker is off.

Why are City wearing Villa's socks?

Let's go for a draw, eh?

Can't wait to chant "You're just a shit Coloccini".

What the fuck happened there?!

These stats always involve us, somehow.

He still looked stunned that he wasn't given a penalty, like.

Which crock? My mind's gone blank, don't forget Sheva to Chelsea. Has big girly hair, likes to beat up women, goes to Boyzone concerts, etc.

Milan did well to rob Madrid of fifty six million for him. A bit like when we sold that crock to Liverpool for thirty five million.

OMG!

Come on Arsenal!

Gerrin!

Come on Arsenal, ffs. I want us in Europe!

Wayne Bridge.

I'd rather not see Stephen Carr lifting the trophy.

Liverpool. Hey, we could be heading for Europe.

It's been on the BBC for years. No it hasn't. Not in recent history anyway - last year was the first time in a while the Beeb had it. I must be getting mixed up with the FA Cup then.

It's been on the BBC for years.

0-0.

Anyone figured out where Taylor is playing yet?

Jonas and Lovenkrands.

Things go bad to worse, Steven Taylor's coming on!