Ritchie

Kante's too fucking good, man.

Jesus Christ.

Fuck off.

Wouldn't be surprised if the real Wijnaldum showed up tonight.

Surely, if you've got a lot of relegation experience then you're proper shit at your job.

My nipples are hard. I'm excited.

What a goal.

He's playing in La Liga, too.

He's off his tits.

Is this a piss take?

They like their midfielders, like. I guess that's the end for Fernando.

Oh, fuck. Sunderland's our next home game?

Gradel did well for them there mind.

One against QPR.

"No one has got more assists for Newcastle this season than Sissoko." Nee wonder we're the second worst team in the league.

Sissoko is laughable.

Surely McClaren is gone if we lose this?

That would be class.

Four strikers on now?! Bit late for that, Steve.

RIVIERE!

Do either of these teams want to win today?

Get close to the box and then we pass it backwards.