Ritchie

Can I rage quit now?

It's like watching me play FIFA.

:lol:

Aleksandar Mitrovic as Lee Carter Chancel Mbemba as Vincent Jack Colback as Patrick Trueman

Fat Mike as Phil Mitchell.

Aye I thought it was pretty swell myself, like.

Booing four minutes added time.

But we've spent fifty million! How could this possibly happen?

They've had a first half injury yet there's only one minute added on.

Thauvin runs funny.

Oh fucking surprise, surprise a booking for that knob head.

Fuck's sake.

47 points. Captain Ayew has saved me this week with his 26 points.

Fucking typical.

Put the cards away man you prick.

The BBC seem to be watching the same game we're watching, unlike BT.

Looking forward to seeing Thauvin starting.

Williamson?!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02028/shola-ameobi_2028488i.jpg shola for me like amirite? That time when Ba took a penalty over Shola against the mackems. I was fucking livid.

Have Ayew as captain as I thought he'd do well against the mackems - he got two points.

What a fucking idiot.

Mitrovic bossing Rooney for me.

Cisse is awful on the break.