Ritchie

Why are you looking so shocked, John? You told him to stop scoring!

If he gets sent off.

Quick Papiss, you better stop doing what you're being paid to do!

Did you not notice that unbeaten run we had?

What a fucking idiot, man.

"Fair play Davey", "Fair play Dave", "You're a cunt!"

What mode was he in when he was on the bus?

Fuck off.

Everything about Mike Williamson is fucking shit.

Pardew, man. He just can't help being a cunt.

Didn't take him long to bench Bolasie.

Chelsea and Man City knocked out - so glad we decided not to take the FA Cup seriously again this year.

what henderson can't do, Emre Can

That first paragraph.

"Whenever a manager has a full week."

Thought LFEE did well not to call them all a bunch of cunts.

Hope he likes Sports Direct.

Colo's had a shave. Nooo!

What the fuck?

Fuck.

Coloccini.

What a run!