Ritchie

Fuck's sake.

One of these will dive in the box.

When was the last time we were four-nil up after twenty minutes?

What the fuck is going on?

Cortese and Laudrup, please.

Why would you resign from a job where you get paid to do fuck all?

Man City have been fucking awful.

It's like a preseason game, this.

Classic Pardew, sacrificing the kid.

Being shown how to play football by the mackems really is embarrassing.

Fucking hell, man.

Well, that's that then.

He can't do much from the bench.

Shola.

Ian Bolton. The staff laughing in the background.

I dread to think what'll happen if we lose this.

We've done anything yet?

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Loaned back to St. Etienne.

Well, I believe you.

Carroll. He's been entertaining since he's come back.

A little more than a fiver.