Ritchie

Thought that kit couldn't get any worse until I saw the odd socks.

I wouldn't mind having Kone, but isn't he a bit too similar to Cisse?

Kinnear will be managing, man.

From Barcelona to Stoke.

Ramos?! Why isn't Xavi taking it?

Surely Spain have a better right back than Arbeloa?

Even when this guy loses he wins. :lol: So true.

WTF?!

All it needs is the stupid blue stripes and the beaver teeth removed.

This can't be real.

Wait, this is real?

He got sacked while being a pundit?

Poyet's been sacked.

http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/c/c1/Joe%27s.jpg

Wait a minute, Palermo got relegated? And they now have Gattuso as manager? And they've just signed Kyle Lafferty?! WTF?!

Gareth Bale could stand to make up to £3m a year if he successfully trademarks his now famous goal celebration gesture. Tottenham's star man has filed an application to the Intellectual Property Office to trademark a logo copying his gesture of a number 11, his shirt number, inside a heart. Bale first showcased his 'Eleven of Hearts' celebration in 2010 for childhood sweetheart Emma Rhys-Jones with whom he had a daughter last year. An independent tribunal will decide in the next two months whether he can trademark the logo. Director of sports marketing agency brandRapport Nigel Currie said: "The possibilities are huge for Gareth Bale. Once he has that right he can cash in on it and become a more well-known player. "A third of his overall income could be made from his image rights, potentially up to £3million a year." Bale has applied to trademark the logo for use on headgear, footwear, jewellery and clothing as well as various leather goods including travelling bags and umbrellas. The 23-year-old, who scored 31 goals for club and country last season, will follow in the footsteps of David Beckham who has also cashed in on his image rights. Currie added: "Beckham does various things for various brands, but having this logo gives you the opportunity to use it as the brand image. "It can appear on any sort of product he wants, so it has massive potential. "Once you have got something that is readily identifiable with the person and has the potential to be seen by millions every time he scores a goal, then it becomes more and more recognisable globally." http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11675/8780458/Gareth-Bale-could-make-up-to-3m-a-year-if-he-trademarks-his-celebration-gesture

I bet you're regretting that now.

They may as well rehire Dennis Wise while they're at it.

FUCK OFF!

FFS, why is Spain vs Uruguay on at 11 tomorrow?

Anybody else's sound fucked?!

They're playing in a massive polo.

What the fuck is this Tennis crap?!

We're probably holding out for thirty million.

Can we have some good news for once?!