Ritchie

Those opening TV fixtures. The main event is us getting raped by City.

Fireworks.

Garry Barry has come on.

Porto love making insane profits.

Seriously, what was the lad thinking squaring up to Colo like that?

I've never seen so many Asians get so excited for a mackem counter attack before.

You know things are bad when Colo starts murdering kids.

Didn't even realise this was on and we're already one-nil down.

http://archive.4chon.net/new/1930210/src_1334615156406.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2372134/Father-vanished-16-years-ago-legally-pronounced-dead-reappears-alive-having-started-new-life-gay-man.html Brad Friedel in the second picture.

4-1, Jonas.

Fucking hell.

Oh Yay!

We finished two points ahead of them last season?

Are Sevilla in financial trouble? They seem to be selling all their best players to Man City.

YESS!! GET IN!!

YESS!! COME ON!!

YESS!! FUCKING GET IN!! COME ON!!

This is on tonight?

FM legend Sime Vrsaljko joins Genoa.

Giuseppe Rossi.

He's joined Everton now.

Those people in the crowd? They don't actually pay or anything do they?? I'm afraid so. It wasn't the only time they did something like this either.

Saylor leaving.

I miss Ba.