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JFK will take over, no question about it Well... at least he's older and a bit more fragile. *cough*

Wish we could declare Newcastle a communist state for a day just to get the fucker out.

Still think there's a place for him if we decided to play any formation that utilised a player just behind the strikers/forwards. What bimpy said.

Ben Arfa on both sides, I'd be proper gutted I'm just talking out of my ass I suppose, but I think it would be hard to accommodate two players in the "free role". And there's also the issue of keeping both happy. But as I said before, only slightly Just lay off the crack and you'll be fine I'm too sober for my own good

Ben Arfa on both sides, I'd be proper gutted I'm just talking out of my ass I suppose, but I think it would be hard to accommodate two players in the "free role". And there's also the issue of keeping both happy. But as I said before, only slightly

Please sign him, just so we can get rid of Shola as our "target man" once and for all.

If he did come here I'd be slightly worried that he's too similar to Ben Arfa.

Indeed. I've forgotten the last time I felt excited for our team.

Come on Cisse get a goal

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Fucking finally

Woohoo shot on target number 2

Question, why the hell do people still talk about footballers as heroes?

SHOLA OFF OMG

Colo the best player by a lightyear or two.

Nah Debuchy had one.

I kind of miss Barton and Leon Best

Think he'll come off? Fuck no Can't wait for Jonas to come back from injury to join the "can't be subbed" club. We are doing alright in terms of closing players down, pity we're too chicken to commit any players forward.

Yep, can't score to save our lives.

Shola is going to get 90 minutes again isn't he

Cisse isn't hiding, Shola ... well I don't know what he's doing really.

What's Shola even doing on the pitch, besides breaking down our own attacks.

Its not just the level of finishing, none of those shots (besides Gouffran's) were from good positions anyway, and more than half of those 14 shots were probably silly punts from 40 yards out by Ben Arfa. I fully expect that record to be broken during the course of this season.

I'll be amazed if we manage 11-17th, how many teams can do that with a 1 goal in 4 ratio?