Tachikoma

Should have banned him from coming to work

well, I wouldn't go that far but we sure look like we deserve to be in a relegation battle

Ameobi man, its like giving the other side a 12th player.

Oof

None of our strikers have scored in open play for a year. Awesome.

Cisse is never ever going to score in open play again is he. Also, really, Krul?

Just get Marveaux on already

Wot, goal line tech says it wasn't in

Rofl poor Fulham

Cleats? Nah, nee idea. I've been reading a lot of American football boot reviews

Everyone (nufc) seem to be wearing the same cleats. Any idea what they are?

It's bizarre. You have to hate Pardew to quite a degree to imagine that Carver and Stone would do a better job. Well, I do. But likewise, you can't prove that they won't either.

Oh okay then Good source of information them. Sorry. Just need to know, more F5 action today than the whole transfer window. So true

It would never happen. Imagine laudrup coming in for the last ten games and seeing the quality of football skyrocket. It would make Pardew look a right chump. I don't think he could come back from it. alternatively we get the results that got laudrup sacked ? Qualifying for Europa League?

Not having any subs for the next 10 games would make for a refreshing change.

Placing the club in administration in the process. Aye. And no one would buy us because we're a club riddled with debt- oh wait. I wish that's how it works anyway.

Well, that and Aston Villa were too fucking shit to finish us off when they had a 2 v 2 situation.

Die in a fire.

WHY WON'T HE JUST FUCK OFF </angrycan'tthinkstraight>

Suddenly glad that my internet crapped out in the last 15 minutes of the match. 0-10 aggregate in the last 3 matches, woohoo

Fuck off Pardew, just fuck off.

(nearly spit my actual cup of coffee at the screen)

Cabaye scores two right after I swap him for Eriksen, heh.

Fucking Pardew.