Tachikoma

Thanks?

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Against 9 men Stoke, I think? Or was that just 4?

Were you expecting him to Pirlo the ball into Perez and Mitrovic's feet? His kicks have generally landed in the right area, at least.

Ah great, my H2H opponent has both Wijnaldum and Mitrovic. I'll take this loss

WE HAVE A STRIKER

This all the way.

He scored once you know He obviously won't score again. Probably won't score again even in 5-a-sides.

Going to start counting Colback's touches on the ball now. Is it somewhere under 20 this whole half?

Would we prefer to lose 4-3 like this or win 1-0 ala Pardew? Genuinely not sure anymore. Edit: Eh, nah.

5 attempts on target and 5 goals

Decent kicker, at least.

Who kidnapped Sissoko and replaced him with his twin?

I hope the football bubble bursts and 90% of the clubs in the Premier League go bust somehow. That's probably the only way Mike Ashley gnarly little leech teeth lose grip on us really.

Clearly, I did this to him.

Rooney's playing?

I'm buying Aguero now. Knowing my luck with him, he'll never score more than one goal a game for the rest of the season.

Lukaku single-handedly save my week after being absolutely useless for the entire time before that.

I think we'd all be happier if this forum turned into Nice-Online.

That penalty miss

Literal race for the bottom would love to see it happen for a season just for the laughs.

Lol Sissoko.

FFS

Dammit, looked a bit too easy