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Against 9 men Stoke, I think? Or was that just 4?

Were you expecting him to Pirlo the ball into Perez and Mitrovic's feet? His kicks have generally landed in the right area, at least.

Ah great, my H2H opponent has both Wijnaldum and Mitrovic. I'll take this loss

WE HAVE A STRIKER

This all the way.

He scored once you know He obviously won't score again. Probably won't score again even in 5-a-sides.

Going to start counting Colback's touches on the ball now. Is it somewhere under 20 this whole half?

Would we prefer to lose 4-3 like this or win 1-0 ala Pardew? Genuinely not sure anymore. Edit: Eh, nah.

5 attempts on target and 5 goals

Decent kicker, at least.

Who kidnapped Sissoko and replaced him with his twin?

I hope the football bubble bursts and 90% of the clubs in the Premier League go bust somehow. That's probably the only way Mike Ashley gnarly little leech teeth lose grip on us really.

Clearly, I did this to him.

Rooney's playing?

I'm buying Aguero now. Knowing my luck with him, he'll never score more than one goal a game for the rest of the season.

Lukaku single-handedly save my week after being absolutely useless for the entire time before that.

I think we'd all be happier if this forum turned into Nice-Online.

That penalty miss

Literal race for the bottom would love to see it happen for a season just for the laughs.

Lol Sissoko.

FFS

Dammit, looked a bit too easy

<b>What? he was our best player by a country mile in the first half</b> and the only one doing anything, when he went off our threat went with him. Not to mention he actually did do an awful lot to help Janmaat, he didn't just leave him hanging out to dry. He wasn't like. Ok. I can't stand Sissoko on the right. Yes, he'll run with the ball a lot, but almost always into blind alleys and ends up losing it cheaply. Doesn't have a cross on him either. I don't agree with that. He's proven plenty of times he can play on the right, and as of the team right now he MUST start on the right. Him and Janmaat were our most dangerous player for the first 45 minutes against Southampton. I still haven't seen anything from Sissoko in terms of intelligence and positioning that suggests he can play part in a 2-man central midfield. He's a big guy, but he's no Yaya Toure. IMO, Wijnaldum has to be moved down to play alongside Tiote/Colback/Anita (the latter preferebly) and we need to get a new player in offensively. Still think Cabella has a lot to offer as well. Bring in Thauvin (can't be that impossible, offer the money they need) Mitrovic Cabella Sissoko Thauvin Wijnaldum Colback/Tiote/Anita If Sissoko has to play, I'd rather have him down the left, as he isn't actually bad at cutting in for a shot (assuming he hasn't forgotten how to). Also, Thauvin Just playing Perez would be enough for me. I couldn't keep myself awake in the first 45 minutes against Southampton, can't really argue whether he was in fact our best player or not.