wormy

Can't pressure as good as wor Sean. Just another luxury player we can't afford to carry. Steer clear.

Be honoured to see him in the white of Madrid.

I heard he's holding out for AC Milan to step in.

Genuinely, is he? Other than when he was nabbing tidbits from Bruce mid-rimjob I feel like I rarely see anything from him that isn't either off-base or piggybacking someone else.

Get in.

Fucking what? Who? How? P.s. Cunt's fucking relentless. Has anyone ever taken so many twitter breaks immediately after tweeting as this absolute behemoth of a bellend?

Good to see they're helping him through his rehab. Wishing thinking maybe, but if he shows the right attitude while rehabbing well, he might get in on some kick abouts down the line and get his foot back in the door if he's looking alright. I'd guess the opportunity will have passed by the time we've reinforced with further transfers, though.

Well anyone could pick out the most recent season to prove a point.. I'll show myself out.

Have they ever been even close to correct?

All the best, lad. Thanks for promotion and consolidation. It's nice to see players leave without feeling bitter.

I seem to remember them being consistently around the £40/£45 mark for most of my teenage buying life up to the mid 00s/early 10s.

I'll pm a pic when it arrives in six months.

I'm probably over thinking it but could the club have floated the rumour as a test to see what what the fanbase as a whole thought? I did think it was a slim chance as I couldn't imagine them using Edwards as the mule.. But then I suppose it makes sense to use that waster as collateral damage instead of a more valued journalist.

This is how I feel about the shirt on its way to me and that's a large non-pro.

But I would've thought it's ill-advised to go actively seeking an erection straight after a vasectomy?

Genuine question; has much changed since the most recent available figures of 20/21 showing this floated rule would've left the biggest spenders Man U (those poor starved souls) £18m wiggle room? Maybe I'm being simple but it feels like the existing FFP restrictions are already probably more of a hindrance than this. EDIT: What ON said.

Hold up. £90m even without add ons? It takes a lot for me to shocked over a transfer fee these days but jesus christ.

Can't believe I wasted three minutes listening to that word salad. Love that you can hear that fucking car advert with the whistle in the background, like he thought he'd crank this out during a This Morning ad break.

Ugh. Mbappe AND Kane transfer sagas this summer? When will it end. Every fucking year.

He's got a genuine problem if he really does reach for a bottle every time he gets called out for being a fraud of a journalist. As it is I imagine it's an easy excuse to log off and ignore everyone while he sobs himself to sleep.

I feel like his wumming normally isn't that inventive. Besides, it's not like he doesn't throw a ton of the shit hoping it sticks generally.

Bloody hell. Wish I stayed not knowing a single thing about him.

Who is he? Is he good? It's genuinely fun not knowing a single thing about new signings until I see them play for us.

I assume of course that this hasn't factored in Man U's devastating barren window of this winter past?

Probably 50/50.