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Really can't abide by Jordan now gleefully tossing our club off every chance he gets.

94% quality? Everyone prepare for a shitfest.

I desperately want CL just because I want us to finish as high as possible and be back in the mix as soon as possible. But the beauty is this isn't a sliding doors moment in the way Ashley downed tools when we didn't sneak 4th with Pardew. How many times do all of 'the six' perform to a genuinely high level in the same season? There's too many teams fighting for those spots and the rest of the league is continuing to close the gap thanks to the money swilling around so I can see unfancied teams upsetting the apple cart more and more if they make a string of good decisions. If the club focuses on itself and what it's doing then we should always be in the mix.

They're still in with a shout of the playoffs. We can but dream. Would love to know what the agreed price was even if it doesn't happen.

What were the rumours of Fonseca to us? Seem to recall he rejected us or is that wrong/there wasn't much substance to the rumours full stop? Funny if he did reject us that it'll be the second to do so before coming to the PL to firefight for another team this season.

And yet only one of them is still getting a job. Says it all about your hero imo.

And worryingly it's still more nuanced punditry than the usual 'if they can do this for <good manager> why didn't they for <shit manager>? They clearly downed tools and should be ashamed of themselves for getting <shit manager> sacked'.

Can't believe I somewhat agree with Sherwood on Soccer Special saying Chelsea should ditch Lampard if they can get their long term target in now. Says more about how ridiculous the hire was in the first place though.

It's a dumb as fuck video for the social media team to put out (especially with 'making memories' as the caption ) but Jesus Christ, folks. Even on the only slightly negative points in Kaiz's post, they were away so understandably won't get as much as if they were at home, and the dad has already come out with no complaints. It undoubtedly looks shite but the level of outrage is outrageous in itself. Tl;dr -

His hand kind of is.. Because his elbow and forearm are protuding in it's fucking place. I guess for us the rule is anything sleeve down, for these cunts it's anything wrist down. Only just got home so not been watching.. Was Gakpo genuinely onside, too? Looks way off in that replay. Or does no one give a shit because the handball is taking the spotlight?

Hold on. Luke Edwards says we're spending big? I've never been more convinced that we're tightening the pursestrings this summer.

Immediately my thought. Seems a ridiculous show in general. Someone in tears before the first challenge starts. I didn't watch from the start; did they know the premise of the show before it began?

Don't worry everyone. They might come out with an apology in a day or two. What more do you all want?

Nah it was just 'a mess'. Get over it already.

Turn that down the other end you fucking pussy.

All these % chance predictors the media break out just seem like a desperate attempt at shoehorning even more stats in when they just feel utterly pointless. Just feels pointless when you're tracking a predictor that swings wildly on a weekly basis. Might as well just look at the table and make your own mind up at that point.

Yeah but imagine how much worse Naglesmann would've done without knowing the club.

Still absolutely mad to think we've just lost our fourth match in thirty, and our first against someone other than Man City or Liverpool, and I'm fucking gutted. Can't shake the feeling that unless it's a draw next week, the result against Spurs will be the decider on whether we get CL.

Definitely @brummie's burner.

They're fucking good on the break, like. Have a good afternoon, folks.

Oh boy. Not getting in the middle of whatever you and Kaka have going on. I take it back.

Am I going mad? Why did Pope let that run out for a corner?

Apparently it's hard to believe a 37 year old once won young player of the year. Who knew footballers age?

That's a.. Start.

Okay you've gone too far now.