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Where the fuck did this loveable scamp find these shooting boots? Love it.

Why does his scream have me in hysterics? It's so consistent.

Can't believe this game is 0-0, though. Both ends. The Joelinton double miss. Just sat with my head in my hands for a little while as I accepted we're not scoring today so just have to hope we can keep them at bay.

All I was thinking whole the little prick was in his grill because he dared to stop the game after Botman caught that elbow to the head.

Hey, now. That's all a bit unfair. I don't think it's out of line to be questioning why Steve Bruce has to face so much more adversity than other managers. For example, why is he the only manager that has to suffer his ineptitude? He's fighting an uphill battle from the start. And we know the poor fucker could never make it up a hill.

Anything to drive home just how useless this tosspot is, is absolutely delightful. Would love to see them make a promotion charge.

Not particularly offended at the name dropping itself, that was pretty polite by his standards. Just his usual crybaby routine, boohoo poor little Liverpool so hard done by as they can only compete because they outspent the opposition a few decades too early. As more time passes I'm more proud of my cunt senses in general. Didn't understand the fanfare over his 'fun' and 'eccentric' personality when he first arrived at Liverpool and he's proven to mostly be an insufferable prick.

As I understand it, isn't one of the biggest arguments for the 3pm blackout these days surrounding the potential drop in attendance that may be seen in the lower leagues with people deciding to stay in and watch a bigger match on TV? I don't think we're going to know the true impact on that unless it's trialled over a period of time. As someone that isn't going to go and watch a local lower league 3pm, I'm selfishly all for it. Give me an NUFC-specific subscription option and I'll be happy to do so rather than trawl the dodgy rivers every week.

Apparently it doesn't matter if he's a free agent or not. Not even one season later. Tedious.

Imagine how good it'd be if we had a manager that knew how to defend.

Saw it mentioned elsewhere on the forum but that goal difference really is a sight to behold. When was the last time we were in to such positive figures? Even when we've finished in 'respectable' league positions I seem to recall our goal difference either being decidedly average or looking completely out of place.

Didn't realise just how long West Brom had been a mainstay of the top two divisions. He's currently on course to lead them to their lowest league finish in 30 years.

How else are you supposed to judge him unless it's after his fifth window? It's only fair; this isn't his team.

Hey you can't change things overnight.

It really is like clockwork, isn't it? The soundbites will soon be flowing about how he's getting abuse that goes too far and too personal when he's just 'trying' to do his job. When he's finally punted out on his fat arse I look forward to hearing about how it was so devastating he might retire as he doesn't think he can do it again. Until the next dipshit owner is willing to throw money at him.

I believe this is one of those convenient times where if anyone were to raise the Bruce situation he'd be buzzing his tits off on too much el vino and annual leave to dignify with a response. Don't worry. If Bruce gets enough time to sneak a win he'll just so happen to be returning from his holiday that evening.

My non-NUFC mates are shocked when I say he's my most disliked manager (they remember my distaste for Pardew vividly) but it's the whole package. At least with Pardew there wasn't much debate you were getting a smarmy snake. With Bruce we got a smarmy, useless snake dressed in the facade of being 'one of us' (used loosely by myself as a southerner) and a top bloke because he'll give 'journalists' a soundbite over a pint or a bacon sarnie. Absolute odious prick who wants to pretend to be anything but, yet whose mask slips all too easy. You know you're a top tier cunt when you make me feel bad for Lee Ryder.

I think they've suffered enough tbh. I've nothing against WBA or their fans and think the whole 'ignoramuses who should've heeded our warnings' thing is a bit over pronounced in this instance. If anything I recall a fair few people bargaining with themselves with posts and tweets that could only muster as much positivity as 'well he's been promoted before so fingers crossed'. There's always knackers but it didn't seem to be a huge group thinking they'd landed a coup who was unfairly hounded out of his last job by fickle fans or something. Let them free and let him rot in a PFM retirement lodge in Benidorm where he belongs.

Wanted him in January when we were desperate. Would've taken him in the summer if the club saw fit but was happy to miss out for the money he wanted. Fine to never see us linked to him again.

With even more hindsight it definitely reads as satire. Michael Owen; fit, healthy, charismatic, committed, respected, devoted ffs. I suppose he was aspirational; desperately wanted to go back to a club who decided he was beneath them. First Class cunt too, I guess.

I want him to take it purely out of morbid curiosity.

There's definitely an element of licking the hoop of Liverpool in the hope they one day treat him like one of their legends. But it feels like he's also constantly trying to explain away the whole thing, as if putting more context in every time is going to make him seem less of a cunt when it actually just shows him for more and more the narcissist he is. Ironically it just makes him look even shitter. Never committed to NUFC for more than a season at a time (officially anyway; the cunt was never committed full stop). All whilst grovelling for his boyhood club to take him back every year who never appeared to give him a second look ever again. I'd fucking love him to go bankrupt. Be absolutely tremendous.

I'll still simply be happy with a confident top 10 finish but I have started wondering what the club's reaction would be in the transfer market if we managed a European spot this year. Hope in Newcastle United. What a time to be alive.

I look forward to seeing if Haaland can keep up with the PL when he's a bit more up to speed.

The shameless cunt would probably tell his son to cover it with the payoff he likely gets too as a thank you.