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And of course it's never to do with the one and only constant in all three instances...

Hell, it'd be helpful if he even had any merits as a human being. That's what's so laughable about this absolute guff. We're mean and nasty people to a literal slumlord because we call him an inept cabbage head.

And yet he's still analysed more matches in that time than Bruce.

I thought I was behind with only just discovering Vieira is at Palace.

Imagine our previous owner trying to make nice with the Queen. 'Lovely fireplace you've got there, Your Majesty. Shame if I were to obliterate it after necking one too many of this complimentary bubbly...'

Believing a news article about us battling it out with Man City for a Barcelona free agent. What a time to be alive.

As others have said, none of our competitors gave a shit about a fair playing field when the club was being paid well under market value to plaster tat over every available surface. Consider any future astronomical deals delayed recompense, you corrupt fucks.

Sell him. Now.

Please. Just for the scouse mackem salt.

Souness ever being our manager is more of an affront to human rights than the Saudis. I exaggerate for effect of course, but not by much.

All good. Had to scan each season on Wiki to be sure because I could've believed it.

6 home wins in each of the last two seasons so 12 home league wins total.

Love you Frogster but of all your wind ups this is the shittest.

omg guys stop going on about benitez hes gone

Basically just sums up the brotherhood of football and why so much punditry is ultimately pointless. Not about what you know but who you know. It always amazes me how sackless some of these people are when it comes to being honest about their own 'friends'. Some friendship if you can't honestly criticise them when deserved. Shearer's certainly not the only, or even anywhere near the worst culprit, and it obviously only particularly stings here as it's one of our own who refuses to call out shit that's damaging his club. But I can't say it's not disappointing. Fingers crossed we can just move on from the whole sorry thing and look forward to genuinely being a United football club.

He's already covered that by saying he intends to 'retire'. Utter waste of space.

Wasn't there talk that that included backroom staff who appear to be staying?

Look at Mr Positivity over here.

I'm sure you'll be able to mop up the tears with your payoff you inept cabbage-head.

Time to run the mutual consent bath!

Oh you sweet summer child. As if they wouldn't just go ahead and do it without repercussion.

Can we make this a thing, please? Any kind of everyday mundane upkeep task being completed? Ask all possible journalists if the PL plans for a meeting to outlaw it ASAP.

One thing's for sure; as long as he's here long may highlighting things like his aggressive interviews and 'training' schedule continue. Show this puddle of mangled flesh up for the fraud he is. I want no stone unturned in disspelling the 'hard done by/done a good job/equalled mighty Rafa/lovely bloke bought me a bacon sarnie once' bollocks.

The PL's very own axis of evil. That'd go down a treat, I imagine.

DoF should hopefully have a strong hand in signings to cancel that out tbf. Of course, as long as we make the right appointment!