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I accept most media is shite but he's the one 'journalist' I genuinely wish would have any press privileges revoked. Admitted he loves to wind the fans up and has no genuine care for the club aside from his ol' buddy ol' pal that gives him enough sound bites to keep him relevant. Hopefully on Bacon Boy's exit Edwards stays firmly attached attached to his rectum to ride off in the sunset with him. Shame blocking him on Twitter doesn't stop me from seeing his utter drivel when it's unjustly given bandwidth on here.

Woke up to some fun pages this morning. I can't believe how much I enjoy seeing salty sacks of shit like Oliver Holt getting a bee in his bonnet because a born and bred Geordie sports journalist dared to show some emotion. I can't believe none of it pisses me off; I just laugh and continue scrolling. Also, is there a good song we can sing to Mr Levy on Sunday?

I've not paid attention enough in recent years. Would we be happy with Fonseca?

Poetry.

Nailed it.

I honestly think it's just a default to mention Lampard if Gerrard comes up these days.

Got sick of the word almost 18 months ago.

When Dennis Wise was more trusted than Kevin Keegan.

I've decided she's just throwing a bit of cheeky banter our way.

I'd be up for this tbh.

Exactly what I've been telling people who spout FFP to me. We've got years of carry forward to make use of.

I'm not one that's excited because it's oil money. I'm excited that it seems we have owners that want to listen to the fans, give us our club back and simply improve it. That's better than what I've seen for almost half of my life now. Whether it's slow and steady or they go and spunk money up the wall, I'm just going to enjoy it while it lasts.

Imagine it.

Find it strange that any NUFC fan's heart would say Gerrard. Even if he'd already proven he was a guaranteed success and the smart choice I can't imagine my heart would ever be saying I want the bastard.

I'll admit I've been extremely sceptical about her solely on the basis of spending four years trying to get this done. Whilst the determination was admirable in ways, the inability to actually succeed in doing so simply concerned me. I'm more than delighted to say I was wrong and will be even more delighted to shout how wrong I was from the mountaintops when their stated vision for the club starts to be successfully implemented.

Progress is always going to be slow because I can’t just transform the way I want to go overnight. I got caught the other night and I got punished.

No you don't understand. He just needed to get that 1,000th game under his belt. Then? Then he'll really get going and show you what he's all about.

I was 17. Still but a mere lurker on the hallowed boards of Newcastle-Online. Working a bar job when we were first relegated. Remember my phone buzzing non-stop with 'bye bye newcastle!!!' from twat friend after twat friend who must have all been watching Final Score elsewhere that day while I just took my break and stared dejectedly at the 14" CRT we would stick it on in a corner of the bar. I'm now a 32 year old office drone and thanks to @Anderson just realised that I too have my first legal non-Ashley era pint to look forward to. Might save it until I'm in the City next Saturday to make it all the more sweet.

A bit niche but I felt compelled. EDIT: Jesus can you not resize images on the new forum?

I look forward to whatever completely irrelevant virtue signalling bollocks new guy drums up to that absolute beaut.

True. I'd be up for throwing both on for a bit of magic in the 85th minute.

Ambassadorial and no more please. Just get him on the books to talk the club up and maybe a big name clincher for a player here and there. And KK in some form of casual advisory role.

He probably could've stuck it out for that 1000th game if he'd just kept his mangled trap shut but noooo. He just had to bring out the woe is me card on one of the most historic days in the club's history. He better not be in that dugout next Sunday.

No bother I'm sure I'm on a couple already.