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Back to fucking cliques. Just an infinite time loop, this place.

If it's not announced this evening it's not happening imo.

I doubt Kluivert was bought to drop Shearer. Provide an alternative would probably be a better way of looking at it. Newcastle's problem was over-reliance on Shearer, his best days were probably when he could share the load with another striker like Ferdinand or big Dunc. Wasn't Sir Bobby ready to let Shearer go to Liverpool at one point around the time of Kluivert? Or am I misremembering that?

I'm sure this is as Giggs as Giggs can be but how did I never realise this bona fide classic was shot at SJP?

There's only so far a rivalry can cloud my judgement. He's quality.

He writes, so that's a problem. FYP.

Eh, didn’t he tweet about that ”second bid” and made quite a deal about it? It's almost like he's just doing it for attention...

looking at it from a wholly superficial, results perspective, yeah, I guess he's done 'okay'. But I watched Alan Pardew get an eight year deal and pretty much entire immunity off the back of a fluke season. Along with that I don't care what people say about how he's a 'good bloke'. He might be friendly enough for a quick chat, or if you're one of his mates. That doesn't change the fact he gave Wednesday the finger to take this job, playing up his Geordie roots only now that it's convenient, and continued to blame the former manager for his own ineptitude after over half a season to put his mark on things. For those reasons I don't give him an ounce of credit for this 'okay' season. At the very least, I think the majority of us agree that he can't fuck off soon enough.

Remember being so gutted when we let Lomana go. In hindsight I think I was just blinded by the celebration as a child.

When did this place last have the plot?

If it's not announced today it's not happening.

I try not to get on my high horse with my closest claim to being a Geordie being my dad but Wraith can properly fuck off.

I'll take 'Steve Wraith is a nonce' for £300m, SheikShearer. link? https://twitter.com/stevewraith/status/1256624912460132358?s=09 Seriously. These are the cunts that represent our club. Fuck off.

Fair play to him for harnessing social media tbf. It's mostly grim as fuck but if it works it works. Don't think people would have as much of a problem with it if he was a better footballer. And when I say better footballer, I'd fucking love him at our club in its current iteration. But I think that says more about our club in it's current iteration.

Jesus Christ I can't believe Lingard is so old. At the Shola-style 'he's still got potential.. I promise' stage.

Not just any fascist. A fascist with a flashlight for an erection.

I'll take 'Steve Wraith is a nonce' for £300m, SheikShearer.

I don't know why but it'd be even better if it was Skyscraper City. Haha. Unless he designs a shit building or something like that then he’s good. This is where it turns out he was the one who put in that cycle lane on John Dobson Street. Can I draft a local in to this thread who knows about John Dobson Street?

I don't know why but it'd be even better if it was Skyscraper City.

Fucking hell. I shouldn't be so incensed by this takeover-related reply to a non-takeover-related tweet but I am.

Hope he actually meant: "WhatsApp group" = newcastle-online "Other people" = everyone here "do not realise" = didn't give a f*ck "all the time" = whenever I make a tit of myself. (so, accurate on this point) This reply from Pete Graves suggests it may be a messageboard, and not a whatsapp group? Don't even understand how that can be filed under 'class mate'. Well done m8, must be buzzing that you're creeping round the WhatsApp group/message board of fellow fans that think you're an absolute drip haha lol

Hope he actually meant: "WhatsApp group" = newcastle-online "Other people" = everyone here "do not realise" = didn't give a f*ck "all the time" = whenever I make a tit of myself. (so, accurate on this point) It's probably a metaphor for every social circle he's in tbf.

Fuck off to the positivity thread. This one is for arguments ffs.

Please find out. This could be amazing.