wormy

I'm in the same boat. My thoughts on the matter, also.

Looking forward to him telling takksport about the statue we had built of him last time round Could always be included in some sort of memorial museum dedicated to the past ten years. Surrounded by busts of Alan Smith, Cacapa, David Rozehnal.. Never again..

Only with our heartstrings. Christ that's depressing because it's true.

This. This is what we need. Imagine KK out on the pitch pre-match getting the crowd buzzing.

:lol: Please.

Fuck the outsiders. Get that siege mentality going.

This will honestly be the most deflating £200 won I've ever had if this wins. Never wanted £25 to go down the drain more.

That's amazing.

That's lovely and all, but Rafa still has to go.

Of course it is people seem to forget this squad lost 10 games out of 46 in the championship I'm not saying we've got a good squad here, but what is this even supposed to mean? It's not as simple as 'we didn't go undefeated/only lose a couple in the Championship so we're never surviving the PL season'.

No no no no no. It's not happening. I refuse to get excited. OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING.

Still doesn't feel real.

Everyone most certainly did not cash. My mate's just gone apeshit in WhatsApp.

What's the deal in Burnley? Seems Stoke have had the better of it for the most part, based purely on stats.

Just noticed Betfred paying out on Man City to win the league bets.

This is Newcastle United you're talking about. We're much more likely to end up with Donald Trump as owner, we'll be playing next season in a Trump-branded stadium, the players will probably be wearing a gold lamé and velour combo kit. I mean.. He'd sure as hell try and get the team winning..

Ings can only get better.

Another round of guess the player statue. (I'm aware that it's not an actual game as it's in the picture!)

Saying what? She said, and I quote: "Everything was going so well until I returned from the loo to find Mr Ashley - cheeks bloated - had ate the rest of my Peshwari Naan. I know it was only a £9 meal, but it's the principle, and I therefore do not wish to do any business with this man." A real shame. Okay. I believe.

Argh, fuck off Greg. You're better than this.

Still loving Mourinho is like still loving Ben Arfa. AMIRITE, DINHO?

That Lukaku dig.

Not doing well enough with the sub-standard tools he's been given How dare Rafa not be able to turn piss into wine.

St Etienne manager looks well up for a night on the razz, hip motherfucker.

Don't you think it's ironic he got booked for diving when you think it's a penalty? Na m8, gunna stay silent.