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Is it that acceptable over there that it goes by unquestioned at what looks like a pretty big football match?

FFS. I fell asleep this afternoon so wanted to catch MOTD and see just how bad we were. I wanted it to be halfway through the order and given like 10/15 minutes. Not one of their thirty minute piss takes.

What is that hair Lallana.

What a goal.

Trying to cut back on the gambling so just stick a few £1 silly bets in-store to keep me entertained. Just woken up from a nap and thought I'd check the bet slips. A ten fold of various match results, under 2.5 goals, over 2.5 goals and BTTS. All came in for £351.24 from £1.. Apart from who? New-fucking-castle United. Why did I trust we'd keep it tight for under 2.5 goals? Can't even win me a bet when they lose ffs.

In fairness, I remember them playing better football in their 5th place season than we did. Get him in.

Stelling now championing the cunt for not playing defensive football. The Football Oracle that is Merse not knowing what cockpiss pardew has ever done wrong in his managerial career. Ends with Stelling 'sometimes I think people forget he took Newcastle to fifth'. No, we sure as hell don't forget because you cunts still somehow manage to stuff it down our throats ever other fucking mention of the charlatan. On a side note, he may be 'bants' or whatever, but Stelling gets right on my tits these days. His opinions are just as bad as any other PFM fanboy. EDIT: Yeah. What he said.

Fallen down the Wikihole this morning and ended up reading about the ITV Digital debacle. Just read: £4. What a dick move.

Do you really need a montage on SSN for Pulis's sacking?

Don't know where else to put this but watching Soccer Saturday. What in God's name is that on Merson's lip? Looks like a hobo.

Is this worth a bump? Just saw on SSN Dummett back in the squad. I'm still not a fan but get him in over Manquillo ASAP, please.

If Merino starts I have hope. Seen it mentioned in here already but Watford's more open style of play may suit us. We can hopefully play the counter attacking football Rafa wants, rather than the opposition just sitting back and saying 'come at us' which we know our guys just can't manage.

Is that Basel or Man U fans have sung the same damn song for the whole of the second half so far? Fair do's on making some noise but Jesus Christ change it up.

The crazy thing is, it won't be. Someone will still be insane enough to give him a shot.

One game in ffs.

Wow. I still don't know why he didn't hold on for a PL job. One of them would've been stupid enough to take him.

Mentalist. Absolute mentalist.

This.

BANTER M8.

Agreed. It's been a fair start for his first season in the PL. He's clearly got class and more time getting used to the PL should only cut some of the mistakes out.

Who cares? We got the beauty of an absolutely banterous soundbite from Zlat. What more do you need?

'ZLAT'S BACK'.

Great showing.

Mikel Merino is life.