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Couldn't happen to a nicer tryhard.

Does Liverpool winning at least keep alive the prospect of Conference League qualification from 7th place?

His commentary is quite subtle tbf so you could be forgiven for not noticing.

Have to wonder how we may have fared if he was available for us last night. Questions to be asked there for sure.

Any other team and I'd assume they'd have the self-respect to tell him I bet he would and he could get fucked.

A few years ago now and EFL-related but a Google found this which seemed to be part of a conversation around signing Mújica at Leeds: Maybe revolves around clubs evidencing that they think a player still needs literal youth development and isn't ready for the first team? Better actually get back to work so this will probably take over my evening when I finish until I remember I'm too dumb to understand all this bullshit.

What was the question after about being classed as an academy player and not counting toward FFP? Did I hear that right? Surely that sounds too easy a loophole that you could blow a wad on a young player, initially assign him to the academy and it not count against FFP? If that's the case I assume they'd instantly count toward FFP as soon as you used them in a senior capacity, rendering it pointless anyway?

It will truly be an honour to see them turn out in the blue and red of Paris or red and black of Milan.

Probably on separate tables though.

So many Brits though. Looks like we've got cliques forming based on nationality again. Eddie needs to cut this out sharpish.

It's absolutely mad how quick Man U have shot back to the top of my most hated clubs from this one bellend.

Not going to write him off until I see the club either dodge the obligation to buy or move him on ourselves once permanent. It's been a huge shame to see him not get utilised at all but it took half a season for the likes for Gordon to truly settle in to what Howe wanted and he's got a few years on Hall. If he becomes permanent then fingers crossed a pre-season getting to grips with what Howe expects will allow him to push on.

Ancelotti's Everton stint does feel a bit of a fever dream these days. Fair play for taking such a random challenge in the first place, even if it ultimately ended in fuck all of interest happening before he was lured back to Madrid.

Honestly hope we squeeze them for every last possible penny. I bet if it was a random overseas giant like Real or Barca we'd have negotiated pretty fairly and quickly. But this lot with Lingard, the fact that they were likely not far behind the likes of Liverpool and Spurs in pushing for our takeover to be blocked, undoubtedly being front and centre of the newer rules restricting our growth opportunities. Let's see what happens when you want something from us, eh? Fuck off.

I hope the shop were adult about you taking it and didn't expect recompense.

Nah this is breaking point for me tbh. I don't even get a keyring for being a member anymore and this turncoat gets to keep his? Not on at all, this.

#HereWeGo! The desperate drive to turn his whole shtick in to a brand for me. He's insufferable.

Acts every bit an entitled cyclist and I'm not at all surprised. Prick. Proper paedo goatee too.

Re this particular tweet and the forced nature, it's probably even worse that if it's the same for everyone, when I first opened it the first 2 or 3 replies were all corporate accounts jumping in on the bants. Re social media in general I'm sick of these seemingly short videos that waste your time for absolutely nothing of interest/humour. I've learnt if the caption says anything remotely like 'watch til the end! ???' I can immediately skip it as it'll be fuck all.

Even Limewire getting in on the roasting. Today I've learnt they apparently expanded from letting teenage me download viruses and porn disguised as music and TV shows.

I've lost count of the amount of times I've now said let's see how he reacted to our current squad. He'd be fuming if he arrived and found out he 'only' had £150m-odd million to throw at it. He'd be gone in less than a season, either resigning in a huff or making his position untenable for a payoff.

£20m+ is a fair starting point. A fucking rip off on the face of it but for what it means and where he's going, entirely fair. When they inevitably scoff the club should just ask them if they remember one Jesse Lingard. And he joined us the exact same way so he can get fucked kicking up a stink over it.

Bring him home.

Live league table too.

Awesome. Can't wait to see him in the starting XI for Arsenal before signalling he has to come off after 15 minutes.