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Hahaha yes yes card that little wanker

Smart to give that prick a yellow before he loses his head and breaks one our players legs.

I'm guessing Micky just didn't want to use his BLISTERING PACE?

!? WTF!

Jesus Christ what did we do to deserve being tortured by this bellend on his own for half time?

I've been fighting the urge ever since we went one up.

Perfect excuse for him to then throw a bit of dissent at the ref, get his second yellow and reduce his ban by one game.

Fuuck that third needs to come.

They're proper rattled. Let's get a third before half time.

They've been chatting absolute shit for the most part on comms but nice that the Unsilence the Crowd initiative is getting considerable coverage.

Ange on the phone to Usain at half time.

HARHARHAR!!!

Usain Bolt would've gotten to it.

YOU SEXY FUCKING PAIR

Wait! Whey!

This dumb cunt is absolutely bottling this game. Guaranteed.

Fuck off Maddison you little wanker.

Hey guys did you know Micky van de Ven is fast!?

Lewis screwed Lewis.

Since when did we start doing that squad number order bollocks for lineups?

Football is so shite. Why am I all gleeful that we'll have moved up a 'pot'? Looking at their other projections, we'd still be firmly in pot 4 for Champs League with that coefficient and pot 2 of 6 if Conference League.

I mean, it's inconsequential to NUFC fans, so I don't know why we'd be offended by what he said. It's less a dig at the club and more just a pre-emptive excuse for his own. Unless there's more context in the interview I wouldn't be impressed as a Spurs fan. Extremely reductive take and gives me Pardstastic 'we're better off without Europe' flashbacks.

Start as you mean to go on, I guess.

Henry Winter's or Pu55yman Dan's pal's?

Obviously I agree that redundancies can be awful for many people but I couldn't help but be tickled by this anecdote in response. 'All the best Henry, don't lose your house I've seen it happen'. Very interesting decision though as he seems so widely respected. One of the few journalists whose name I see shared and actually bother to see what he's got to say.