wormy

Just leaving it on as The Wheel is on after.

What an absolute fucking bore of a goal. Fucking hell.

All the pessimism in here is making me hopeful.

How else are we to be sure that they're not relatives?

Shit a fucking brick. Outrageous.

Go on Cov!

Any PL team can pay through the nose for him. Three figures before we even come to the table. Consider it a tax. Make it two. One for our devastation of having to watch this wonderful bastard right under our nose, and another for all the cunts that have led this cartel that means we even need to consider selling one of our best players to 'improve'.

Can understand the conflict, it's the same for me, he seems a rare breed that has actually shown a considerable amount of self-reflection post-playing days which has meant I've softened to him. But I'll still hold a grudge against him for sitting like an absolute dick on the back of the sofas with his feet on the seat in my old days of barwork.

Look. If no one else has the cojones to say it I will. I hope we forfeit our spot if we get the conference league. It's just an unnecessary distraction to getting in to the prettier parts of Europe.

fuck sake. When is burnsie getting abducted by aliens already.

What with Tripps, Wilson and Pope it's absolute dogshit how many England internationals we could have getting called up right now were it not for injuries.

I couldn't be more conflicted in my delight on his behalf and terror on ours.

Something tells me that hamper is lasting him nowhere near the end of the season.

Fucking England in the next fortnight. I don't even want to risk him at the Euros ffs.

That OTT step back and laugh after she reacted was the sign of someone that knew he was fucked.

Useless tossers can't even pick a name without causing trouble.

When is the Relegationometer getting bumped?

Gotta give 'em some credit for going against The Clique.

I've never felt more confident he's out for the long haul. Just need Edwards to say it's nothing major too and I'll know not to expect him back for the entirety of next season.

Dared to dream.

A little birdie told me Bruno and Isak went to Staveley after the match last night and said its either Eddie or them.

I'd expect nothing less.

I'm admiring these self-aware takes. We need more of these.

I do still think it's overly presumptuous to say it was a money grab tbh. China was pushing big time and he probably did see a genuine project he could sink his teeth in to before the economy went tits up. We saw how quickly he happily jumped at an Everton gig that was immediately toxic due to his Liverpool connections. The man just appears to want to work and makes some less than stellar decisions because of it. You could probably include coming to us in that; an Ashley-led NUFC had no right having a manager of his pedigree sound us out.

Only if Colo is around to coach them.