wormy

What the fuck is wrong with us.

Hey guys just got in and tuned in. We looking good yeah?

Reported.

I'd guess you're not alone considering half the posts I was catching up on were debating what classic sponsor should fill the blank space instead.

Argh how did I miss this thread all week when sponsorless shirts were going?

Match couldn't have been summed up any better than that goal. Night all.

Gordon done for that bollocks at the other end and that gets waved off. Hilarious.

Good thing xG means fuck all and we can all use the eye test.

It's fucking insane how much of a dance Eze keeps having every time he gets the ball.

Who's this co-commentator? I can't work out if he's talking utter vacuous guff, I'm being biased against his horrendous accent, I'm just generally pissed off this evening or all of the above.

Why do I feel a classic 'shouldn't do subs before defending a corner' moment coming up?

Hasn't happened since. Streets ahead of the match now.

Who's had a worse first half? The team or the forum? Getting bad gateways now n'all. Did someone say we're the 'main' match on US TV? Yet pre-match was all scouse and half time has switched to them too. What's the point? Why didn't they just make that the main match.

The fuck are you arguing, Fab? You did it in the assistant's God damn face.

Best thing about this match so far has been the absolutely riveting studs or moulds banter. Hope it's included in the highlights.

Gee whizz it sure would be nice if we could string more than three passes together.

If it makes you feel any better it's utterly minging trying to find a stable way to watch, too.

Why can I never find pre-match build up when it's not on UK TV? Surely the US is chatting some shit about us somewhere? All I'm finding is the scouse derby and Law & bloody Order.

Who are you to doubt the great football__tweet?

EXCLUSIVE: Eddie Howe admits to ignoring on-loan starlet all season

I was more worried about Gervais tbh

I don't know about anyone else but I'm just bored. No NUFC at the weekend has me feeling like it's an international break.

£12m would still be ridiculous relative to the compensation backroom staff ordinarily command. I imagine if we got Man U to agree to anything above £10m we'd snap their hand off. Hilarious if they needed to pay it in instalments, mind.

Really feels like Carragher putting 2 and 2 together to make 5 imo. It's like some people's weird obsession with the fear that because Howe signed certain players for Bournemouth he'll be gagging to raid half their squad for us now.

£15m for Ashworth and our replacement in place before the summer window all sounds a bit too perfect for my liking. Will believe it when I see it.