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I did say I was shite at these things, like. God knows what logic I was using, I swear I was using some at some point.

Screw it. Signed up. I'm never good at these things though. http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/3269/unledjkx.png

If you looked at my betting habits, you'll see I don't go for the easy shit. Ali for me.

Had to be you. Shit's gonna go down.

Dude. I hope next Friday results in some major betting. I'm putting some big bucks on you to hammer Jon in an arm wrestling re-match. Side bet for you to break his pinky. Take that however you want.

Interesting if you know about the horses. I've tried jumping into that before but didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

Well in, son, well in. I've kept the William Hill email where he confirms those odds are correct for a giggle now and then. Unreal. Having a deeks at what's on tonight, see if there's anything to waste. Got a 4 fold on the opening of the Scottish calendar with Rangers, Aberdeen, Motherwell and Dunfermline.

In a half cut stupor a couple of nights ago I decided to chuck 8 quid on an in-play handicap double involving teams I'd never heard of. Shit myself the next day when I remembered. Luckily I had a whopping 10 quid sat in my account when I had a peek. Read it and weep, mofos. Read it and weep.

Seriously. Hong Kong, word of advice, don't worry apologising. You won't get an 'agree to disagree' from this self righteous dick.

Sima completely fucked them with that one, like. They can't decide. And it's fried them so much there's even more of them than usual who can barely string a sentence together. Some of that fucking tripe was raping my eyes.

Don't let him in Pardew's office then.

They're football players that havn't made it yet and are still getting fairly well paid for the privelege ffs. Let them have a few 'hardships' now and then.

It's not like it was going fast enough. Even if the 'keeper was confused by what he was doing he could've recovered.

Fantastic.

We've got a ridiculously tattooed squad, like.

I dunno, I was doing cartwheels when Smith went off at the Stadium of Light.

Still don't understand why Wenger doesn't take the money and run, it's insane. Honestly can't see Cesc producing his best at Arsenal again with all this going on. And £35m for a player who look to be only sat on the bench half of his first season at least, who isn't fully committed to the cause (no matter how much of this 'professional, will carry on doing his job to the best of his abilities rubbish), seems like a fucking good deal. I understand Wenger wanting to stand his ground but there's a point where it's got to be better for the team as a whole to do this? FWIW, if Barca do get him, I wouldn't be surprised to see him out of the door in a few years. Something about it that screams failure to me. Probably won't happen that way at all, like.

Quite enjoy it. Only complaint was my mates didn't get rooms for sleep, so I did get quite bored when I realised how much money I was wasting on beer just on the way there.

Bet they're gonna cram 4 to a room and everything, like.

http://lockerz.com/s/121668214 I understand he's in a bit of limbo right now, but he sure is a whiny cunt about transfer rumours. You'd think this was his first transfer window in football ffs.

Unless that point ahead/behind was the difference between Europe and nowt, I honestly couldn't give a shit. After our initial expections and the season we had, I was mildly disappointed we finished out of the top 10, not behind the mackems. Guardiola takes tips from Bruce? You have to have exagerrated that one, shirley?

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,21476_7045912,00.html A few good bits in this article aimed at the likes of Modric, Nasri, Cesc wanting moves this transfer window. A bit OTT at times, but found it an entertaining read.

Points for the effort though, like.

To remind us that we're losing him in a year?