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If I was a footballer I wouldn't remember that shite. No way did that kid know all that off the top of his head, like.

Seeing him in that shirt... He's now dead to me. Okay, OTT... But it hit it right home seeing that picture, after 2 months of it dragging on.

Nanana?

I see what they're doing now. It's a bit of fun risk factor they're playing. I like to throw it into my FM from time to time when I'm a bit bored.

Bwaha. He couldn't afford us.

Nah. Shite. Arsenal don't even want him ffs.

Liking this whole 'giving youth playing time' thing we've got going for once.

To continue the cycle of good/bad, we'll sign his replacement at short notice to much fanfare, at which point we find out it wasn't a lion, but Tiote. Who then gets sent down for it and we lose him for the season.

Love it.

Wow. Looks like previous tweets were right. The club clearly pushed on hard with this deal in anticipation of losing Jose.

To be fair, at the end of last season Merson did say Cole, Baines and Enrique were the top three left-backs in world football. Don't know about the other pundits. Don't know about that quote. But was about to say it's now like he's been ignored for the past year or so. It'll still be sickening seeing him in that shirt, like.

I'm not too keen on her, don't get me wrong, I'd smash it, but there's quite a few on there who are better than her. Oh, and her sneck massively puts me off. Nowt special compared to others on there. But she's looking right MILFish today.

It's made a little bit bearable when it's Kirsty Gallacher telling us the news.

Farewell Jose. Wish it didn't come to this, but you gave us a good few years.

I had Shearer, Lee, Beardsley, Asprilla that I can remember. Miss those little fuckers.

Where's that stat from? Fucking insane if accurate.

Must say, I feel quite proud that he's gone to a club of such stature like Liverpool.

Good. Can't wait to see it up on the official site in the morning, just to have it out of the way and move forward. Like I have been for the past 2 months.

That's a canny idea! is wenger feeling well? I'm sure Wenger's fine. It's the senior figures losing their nut if they think he really fucking will.

After seeing the results of that poll, I've gone from a 5 to an 8.

Doesn't count in the French league. This is true like. Btw, I hate the joint teams bollocks too. Love it, me. Where's Shola?

Doesn't count in the French league.