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We've kicked it up there. Not really had anyone up there to use it though.

Still think Krul should play some short balls. Give the team a fucking touch of the ball.

Good. Fuck off Scharner.

How are they getting the ball through so fucking easily???

None of them do, he surprised me aswell mind. But at the same time, I can't help but feel it's Hughton's tactics. No one seems to be pressing and hasslng them. We're standing off them as soon as the 'keeper's got the ball.

HOW ABOUT RANGER?? No? Okay.

Is it me or is Carroll not even looking that bothered? Gets a header, realises no one's actually there to take it and just stands there.

Tiote can't do every fucking thing, man. Get your asses in gear!! Well caught up at least Simpson. Shouldn't have let him past in the first place. Well done Wayne!!

We really need to pick it the fuck up. Even if we hold it round the defence for a little bit to get used to the ball for fuck sake. Just calm the game down.

Unlucky Krul. Worth a try.

What I thought.. Made it very easy for the GK.. He jogged ffs.

Fair point about Guthrie Taylor, I've not even fucking noticed him.

WHY HACKING IT???

Nice work from Shola tbf.

We're relaly gonna stretch them if we keep hacking it up to their defence.

What in God's name was Sol doing there??

Not good from Taylor.

Groin strain.

Early doors I know, but they're completely bossing it so far.

That's it Cheick!

Ameobi's touch of a rapist already. And Carroll down already.

Right, I've put a lot of faith in us and AC9 today. £1 on each of these: Andrew Carroll to score first and Fulltime Result: Newcastle @ 11.00 Andrew Carroll to score first and time of first goal 1-20 @ 15.00 Andrew Carroll 2 goals or more @ 10.00 Newcastle -1.0 @ 8.00 Newcastle to win from behind @ 11.00 Surely at least one of those will come off?

Stupid question but what on earth is this DNB I keep seeing people put? And How's everyone doing goalscorer and result doubles!? Had this angry rant a week or 2 ago that I can't do that!

Cuntbuckets. Had even sorted my bet as Chelsea, Man City, Blackburn and Spurs before my card was declined. Gonna be pissed if every result stays like this.

Neither is funnier. They're equally responsible for making it a hilarious picture