wormy

Oh fuck off. So bored of getting screwed now. 88th minute goal for Cluj took my 4 fold win.

Due diligence being done now, mate. Should be completed tomorrow. Ashley got Pardew in for them, so the man they want is in place straight away.

'And Nasri... Is human' Don't know why but that phrase just reallyl annoyed me. Not like he's Messi or some shit.

Fucking hell. That's an immense analogy. In all seriousness, hope you stick around posting even after the anger dies down, mate.

The greedy cunt would want both the monster much and chomp, probably a meat pie too.

No the point is that no doubt the media are going to get hold of the fact that we don't want Pardew but say we finished in the top half, it's going to be a case of us looking more of a laughing stock to them and other clubs' fans than we do now Probably not, tbh. Everyone seems to be on our side right now, wondering why on earth this has all happened. Just because it very well may work, I don't think they'll jump on us for it too much, only if we still don't accept him even if he does a good job. And if they do get on our backs for it, who cares? The media means fuck all to most NUFC fans due to the shite they spout already, what difference will this make?

Although I disagree wholeheartedly with all of this I hope he does. The club is far bigger than any of this shit and if its doing well I'll be happy. Can't see it though. Think he is a cunt for going behind Hughtons back n all if thats true. Said it elsewhere, but I'll let Pardew off if he pulls it off. I said that if he managed to get Martin Jol, he's landed on his feet, but he's still a classless prick who I will never forgive or trust again. Same will be said if Pardew makes it work. I'll still be waiting for Ashley to send it tits up again, and for that reason alone, I don't think I'm going to truly enjoy and appreciate any possible sucess we might (but probably won't) have whilst he's here.

Of course he'd destroy them. Those losers have no experience in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy. We'd trounce them with the Pardinator.

Like we'd even get to the final.

Bless you Kasper, man. This thread can lighten the darkest of moods.

That's what I'm most interested about on Saturday, his first team selection will say a lot.

See which one Pardew starts on Saturday, the starter being the shittiest. He'll put both in. What happens then? fucking kills him hopefully All 3 of them.

See which one Pardew starts on Saturday, the starter being the shittiest. He'll put both in. What happens then?

:lol: No, forget blood pressure. If anything that shit will cheer people up, if you're not easily susceptible to WUMs. I know it made me laugh! What a joke of an article.

Shola Wouldn't be surprised if it was genuinely Beardsley or Nolan. TBF, Pardew will never be anything more than Kev's yes man. I think if Nolan tries to get too involved, he'll be out of the door.

Fair shout, tempting to put a bet on us getting a red card.

This is what i like about Smith.Guthrie I don't get that..(Plus he's the most frustrating player to watch) Woosh I do honestly think he loves the club..I know he goes un-noticed alot but i'd rather that than have a player constantly involved in fuck ups Alan Smith doesn't go un-noticed. He's the biggest fuck up of the lot. Those tackles are his fuck up. He doesn't love the club, he loves getting 'stuck in'. And he's absolutely reckless at it. Games may pass Guthrie by, but I'd take that over Smith giving away needless fouls regularly in a game just to make his presence known, and the game passing him by.

Shola Wouldn't be surprised if it was genuinely Beardsley or Nolan.

Tiote will trample over every Liverpool player, clearing the way, Enrique will dribble rings round them until he gets in place for a cross for Carroll to get a double hat trick. Just for fun Nolan will come on in injury time and grab a header from an Enrique corner.

Even if we beat Liverpool on Saturday by fluke and everyone eased up on him in the euphoria of actually winning, he'd probably be on here telling us it just papers over the cracks.

But Smith gives his all. Have you seen his tackles!? That is a man that would die for the shirt.

I swear when I just lurked Crumpy used to be nowhere near this fucking annoying

I tried to explain it but I'm terrible at it. This is perfect. It's not who we've brought in as such, it's that it's confirmation we're going nowhere. We've started getting our hopes up that Ashley had turned a corner and we were becoming a respectable club again. I for one said we've been unsurprisingly looking over our shoulders, what with Ashley's past. But I don't think anyone could foresee (bar Golfmag!) exactly the extent he was going to destroy us over these past 3 days. It just confirms we're going to get nowhere, and if anything, go downwards whilst he's here. There was always hope, we could always say 'well if we get rid of so and so, potentially bring on so and so, change this, change that'. There's none of that now. When we ditch Pardew, we'll only get another shite name who's buddies with the chuckle brothers up top. Because then they don't have to worry about a manager getting 'too big for his boots'. Which is clearly what happend with Hughton. Basically, for the continuing years that Ashley is here, we will be a joke of a football club. There's no getting away from that fact anymore, and it's a depressing situation for what was a once-proud football club and it's fans to be in.

Oh you've seen the odds? Fucking unreal, Arsenal at 1.083. They don't normally get that low even in In-Play with a team 2-0 up with 10 minutes to go