1878

£2.4m or something n all. Would take him in a heartbeat. Has looked good everytime i've watched him for Everton and I'm sure 1878 has given a good report or two before n all. Quick, creative, two decent feet, can play all along the midfield - get him in. £2.2m I think it is. He's a really good player. I'm pretty sure we'll sign him like, he'll just be trying to squeeze some extra pennies out of us when it's time for personal terms.

why dont you send some videos bitching to the FA like you did last year? Cause it didn't work, obviously.

I thought we'd be lower than that. Especially on ref's decisions- STILL haven't had a pen this season.

That sitter he missed was ridiculous, easiest chance for either team over the two legs.

Liverpool are the luckiest twats ever. I knew they'd win. I had a sinking feeling in my stomach for the entire match, even when Adebayor scored. They always win big matches that they don't deserve. Always. I've got too much experience in being disappointed by their spawny bastard luck to get carried away by them getting beat while there's s till time to play.

Piss off smudger we still don't like you and stop hacking other peoples accounts! Leave it out. I'm only getting £40k a week and I have to walk round with this twat of a hairstyle.

We will take him off your hands. You can have him for silly money, like £12-15m. He's been s*** bar a few games this season, ironic really because he's now suddenly been latched onto by the media as a quality player. He was far, far better than this for the previous two seasons. His attitude has become terrible all of a sudden, probably believing his own hype or agent talk. I've been saying for a while he is an excellent player and have thought he was one of the few genuinely world class players outside the current top 4. Has he really been that bad? Do you think he just needs a change in scenery? Like maybe a move to a certain part of North London? Yeah, he's been really disappointing bar the odd game. I don't think he'd be interested in North London at all, his head is probably in North Spain. Wouldn't surprise me if he was off there in the summer. He had an argument with a fan in the Park End yesterday.

Jesus christ he is shit. I reckon I could honestly do better than him and I'm fucking wank at football. He's touched the ball about 10 times in the whole match, I kept forgetting he was playing for long periods. Seriously lazy that fella and has got the touch of a rapist. At least I'd actually run around a bit.

What a fucking pass.

Wheater is a right mutant. He looks like he's just crawled out of a toxic dump at the ICI plant.

We will take him off your hands. You can have him for silly money, like £12-15m. He's been s*** bar a few games this season, ironic really because he's now suddenly been latched onto by the media as a quality player. He was far, far better than this for the previous two seasons. His attitude has become terrible all of a sudden, probably believing his own hype or agent talk. Do you think you'll continue to be s*** or snap out of it at some point soon? How's your run-in looking? Our run in is tougher than yours, got Chelsea at home and Arsenal away. I reckon if we beat you at Goodison we'll finish 5th but I'm not sure we will beat you. The performances have been pretty bad since going out on pens to Fiorentina and the squad is spread thin at the minute so it's tough to make any changes that will freshen things up. I was hoping for a confidence boosting 3-0 and some good football today to get us back on track but instead we only just scraped a win.

We will take him off your hands. You can have him for silly money, like £12-15m. He's been shit bar a few games this season, ironic really because he's now suddenly been latched onto by the media as a quality player. He was far, far better than this for the previous two seasons. His attitude has become terrible all of a sudden, probably believing his own hype or agent talk.

We were piss poor today, game was a total non-event apart from Yakubu's miss of the season and Fernandes' brilliant through ball. Really starting to get sick of Arteta now.

he's s*** now... maybe he can't manage the pressure of the hype Yep, commentators said he was having a poor season, but you don't get bad quickly except for loosing your confidence. Having said that, he had a good game against Gettafe.....I'd love to see him come in to play in Butt's DM anchor role. What the fuck? Do you want to sign Ronaldo and play him left back as well?

He is about the same age as the Yak, not really sure how old that makes him though. Exactly I wasn't prepared to go the whole hog and call him a young lad.

He's pretty average but I'd rather have him in my team than a geriatric Nicky Butt any day. Good squad player for anyone outside the top 4 I reckon.

Martins is hardly on the way down is he? He's still young-ish and his form for Newcastle is pretty much the same as it always was at Inter

Why? How about Miguel Velvuso? Why? because he's very lightweight. Talented like, and would be a bit of a coup for Newcastle to sign him but I think he would be much better off in Spain or Italy. Veloso would be class though.

I think Moutinho would struggle in this league

Not sure i agree with all of that, my point was that Everton are handicapped as a club by having Livepool in the same city. i think its a bit of an unrealisitc view to suggest that the tradition of the clubs has much standing in todays game, unfortunately it is an aspect of the game which seems to be phased out in order to make more room for the souless business side of the game. I like Everton as a club, i think Moyes has done a fantastic job and maybe doesnt get half the credit he deserves (credit which seems to be reseverd for the english Sam Allrdyce) but i genuinely believe that having a good history, having a good standing at present and having a good tradition count for very little in toays more moey driven game. And especially so when you have a massive world reknonwed club on your doorstep. Its David versus Goliath without the rock. So what do you think about Atletico Madrid? They attract big name players every year and have pretty much an identical honours list to Everton and the biggest club in the world on their doorstep. The difference being money. You just said yourself that today's game is money driven, Atletico have lots of it and we don't. It's also worth considering that back in the 70's when Liverpool were far, far stronger than they are now and were winning everything in sight it was no handicap to us in the long run, we came through it stronger and won major trophies ourselves in the 80's. Back then we had the finances to compete at the very top end of the market and go after all the top players but now we're operating a step below that. If/when things change in the boardroom then that will be reflected on the pitch. We'll be able to genuinely compete at that point but until then, we're hoping one of the rich clubs will slip up and our manager will be able to capitalise on it. Same as Villa/City/Spurs/Newcastle.

Sorry. Nah, f*** it, I'm not sorry about the point, just the somewhat forceful wording. You know what I mean I wasn't biting. Not interested in getting into a pissing contest over who is the better club. What I will say is Everton and Villa have both had the same problems, incompetent wankers running the club and little to no money invested. That's why big names "won't come here"- because we can't afford to make them an offer in the first place. Also, Liverpool being in the same city is totally irrelevant nonsense.

Yeah, high quality forgeries were doing the rounds and selling for a fair whack. It's getting to be the norm for that lot.

No, I could hear the Torres song, Fields of Anfield Rd and that awful Campione thing they robbed off some foreign team

Quiet? On the telly all I could hear was their fans singing and not much in reply from the Arsenal fans. They are definitely arrogant tossers though.

Giles Barnes has barely had a decent game all season and has just had a big op on his knee. Why do people want him?