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I'm not fucking happy. 5-1 it is. Needed Birmingham to get a result the fucking shithouses.

I told you McShane = victory

Evans out + McShane in = Newcastle win

He's done nothing here. Hasn't been on the bench once despite us having loads of injuries, two kids, Gosling and Rodwell have made the bench ahead of him. Think he's also made a couple of blunders for the reserves.

No, no,no. It's a well known fact that Tony Hibbert is Vladmir Putin masquerading as a professional footballer. They're fucking identical.

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I doubt it. We've got one bad right back and an average one, We won't be looking to lower the bar in that position.

He's a pretty good manager that doesn't get any credit, I've said it for ages.

only on the proviso he promises to stop being a diving,cheating,nipping,pulling hair,whiney b******. plus he wouldnt sign for us anyway he would if we showed we were more ambitious than everton(of which there is a possibility). the top 4 are unlikely to want him. personally though no.... i wouldnt sign him. Owen does the same job in any case, i.e. steal in to the penalty area late to score goals. Cahill and Lampard have been rumbled. Actually, rather than being found out I think Cahill might have had his best season this year if you go by goals per game. He wouldn't sign for Newcastle anyway like.

Gerrard should have been sent off by now for all these dives. Horrible little shitbag.

He could have saved about 3 of the goals. Piss poor. He looked the part against us last week.

Bollocks. It was a fantastic, cheeky goal that a different player wouldn't have even tried nevermind pulled off. Not as good as Zola's vs Norwich though.

Owen, the little Welsh cunt. Would have been great for us if you'd won.

We gave them four points. We only beat them 1-0 at home last week and were lucky. This season is going down the shitter, big style.

Fuck off. Don't believe that.

Fucking get in there Lescott you handsome bastard.

I think Moyes has picked the worst team he could for a laugh. We're gonna fuck up here.

Why is Rio Ferdinand not on it? He's been the best defender in the league this season. I don't think Gerrard should be there this year.

Joe Ledley as well.

Yeah. I reckon he'll be off, they're supposed to be after Rafinha now after chasing Daniel Alves for ages and also have Arbeloa who is younger than Finnan and gets brownie points for being born in Spain. Wouldn't mind us getting him for a couple of years tbh. He's solid, if unspectacular, and we need a right back.

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I'm sick at the semi-final line up as well. We absolutely murdered Fiorentina in the 2nd leg only to go out on pens. Zenit we have already beat this season in the group stage and Rangers... well, Rangers are w***. We'd have beaten them no danger. There's only Bayern I wouldn't fancy playing but we wouldn't have met them until the final anyway. Watched one of your away games & you were dreadful though. Forget which one, but i have a feeling you still ended up winning it! Don't know, could have been Brann or Nurnberg. Think we won every single game bar Fiorentina away iirc.

I'm sick at the semi-final line up as well. We absolutely murdered Fiorentina in the 2nd leg only to go out on pens. Zenit we have already beat this season in the group stage and Rangers... well, Rangers are wank. We'd have beaten them no danger. There's only Bayern I wouldn't fancy playing but we wouldn't have met them until the final anyway.

It would be pointless to accept the £100m. Man Utd just don't need that money and replacing Ronaldo is pretty much impossible. Put it this way, he could be a top player for them for the next ten years. A player that could be the difference between winning titles, that is worth a lot more to them than an extra £10m a season in their already swelling coffers.

I think they're both pretty rubbish tbh. Taylor thinks he's far better than he actually is and makes daft, sloppy mistakes that could be avoided quite easily if someone give him a kick up the arse. Senderos is bullied far too often for a big guy and just generally looks in a constant state of bewilderment. He's got one of those faces.