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He's not a striker. Hailed as the new Thierry Henry, the Frenchman primarily plays as a striker but can also play in the midfield on either wing with his biggest threat his searing speed. From 2009 when Man U were about to sign him. The only similarity he has to Henry is that he looks like one of his testies Wrong, he also wears football boots

He's not a striker. Hailed as the new Thierry Henry, the Frenchman primarily plays as a striker but can also play in the midfield on either wing with his biggest threat his searing speed. From 2009 when Man U were about to sign him.

Have you seen him play much? Enough to come to that conclusion, yes. Where at Bordeaux, Lorient or Man U?

Have you seen him play much?

Looks like a Bedlington Terrier.

Jog on Jose, champions league my arse.

Time he fucked off now tbh, before he drags us further through the clarts.

NEXT!

This club....fucks sake.

You can pay my solicitor,wor lass is going for divorce now...she was nagging me as i read this and i gave her the hairy side. Thanks.

No need to post this kind of shit on twitter tbh, we aren't stupid after all and can make our own minds up, i get tired of reading this "I care about the fans" shit from players because if they did they wouldn't contribute to the shit we go though by posting this kind of stuff. I think its fairly obvious we are getting our legs lifted by Ashley but at the end of the day we can't do jack shit about it, if he doesn't want to spend the money he wont. I personally think bring another striker in and replace Jose asap and we have had a pretty tidy summer.

Just fucking chill till the transfer window shuts, then whine lots if your not happy with our dealings, gets boring reading the same old doom and gloom tbh. Im not sure whats going to happen but ill hold my tongue until we are sure.

Cntrl and F5 should update it mate.

Are they still not eating sugar puffs?

But but, didnt mag at work say that he had an infection and his shin bone had to be replaced with a boomerang?

So lets get this right. You have a better defence. You have a better midfield. You have better forwards. Amazing,simply amazing how you continually conspire to finish below us year after year. Lets get one thing very,very clear,Newcastle do not have a forward anywhere near the class of Gyan and I mean not even close. Heedless chicken tbh.

Pretty sure he is. Edit: Also not trying to defend the twitter transfer bollox geezer either, just thought Shepherd was his agent as he did the deal with Wigan as far as i remember and pretty sure they were mates when Zog was here.

Lazer quest... Went a few times as a young un, some people took it a bit too serious like...running around in camo gear gloves n shit.

Try a fishfinger sarnie with salad creme and tomato sauce, or if your feeling really saucy whack a sprinkling of baked beans in there.

Am i reading this in a drug induced paranoid coma?

I would pay that tbh.

So what would the net result of this Transfer window have been if we hadnt flogged AC? Surely we couldnt have limped through another window spending nowt?

It does get mentioned. Theyre obviously taking into account the money for the full length of the contracts for some reason, which given that theyre signing near everyone on 5 years is much more to put aside than the cost & length of the ones that have gone. For some reason our gate receipts/tv money etc over the next 5 years isnt being taken into account as covering the new players wages. The only decent reason for that would be if theyre barely covering our current running costs as it is. I dont know if that is true. But surely we would have been still paying Nolan/AC or their replacements wages in 5 years time, its just different personel. Its still costing the same in the long run, except maybe a small variation in wages, so i cant see how the people we have signed thus far have cost us anything we wouldnt have been already laying out. Will we actually spend any of the money we received for AC on additional players?