Numbers

Why the fuck are they rolling out Steve Bruce, fucking disgusting, put me right off my tea.

Guess Southgate isn't there tonight.

They've still got the young dynamic Chris Wood up front, this isnt over yet.

The constant noshing off of Palmer by the commentators is getting boring like.

The way he runs is hilarious, like hes made of oak.

Wood So fucking trash.

These cunts been deducted points yet?

What a fucking waste diving there, dumb cunt.

Murphy just giving the ball back every time he gets it.

Could easily have been 3.

Longstaff

Hes on a mission to piss everyone off when hes just walked in, that never plays out well. I'm all for calling out and getting rid of the wasters in a business but you cant just go full on scorched earth early days.

Munoz is a grafter, had a good game.

The fuck was he doing there?

Ahaha commentators blaming injuries, GTFO.

Eventually a scoreline worthy of their performance.

Ahahahha.

I'd rather amputate my testicles with a toothpick.

Are we watching the demise of these entitled horrible cunts finaly or will the little Weasel Dan turn it around?

Fucking hell

Commentators are so sad that Man U are fucking shite.

Needs to untuck it like, its not helping.

Would be delicious if these proper humped Manchester United like.