Dr. TC

Pretty conclusive so far.

Milner was by far our best player on Saturday, and played some brilliant balls in from the right.

ffs, how many times?

Kenwyn Jones is really good, and it's just a hands off warning really Best bit: "I was going to get one right, wasn't I? "By the law of averages, you are going to get one right out of 15 or 20."

http://news.scotsman.com/ViewArticle.aspx?articleid=2550147 "In 1974, the then prime minister, Harold Wilson, announced that henceforth a "billion" would mean nine zeros and not 12 in official reports and statistics."

"Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America. " they're all genius though

former Reebok ace Robbie Elliot?

Legend. Just been on 5live praising Keegan, saying he launched his career and he's sure he'll be successful.

I'm from Benton you twit

I never thought he was -that- bad anyway. Yes, I'm prepared to get mauled for saying this.

Like your avatar gazza ladra, but the Mao from Mao's name is actually furry, not cat, the tone's different. Anyway, it's pretty cool.

? Dunno how this will go, but probably better than most?

I haven't

Raise the minimum post-count to start topics to 20000. I'm sure Dave would do a good job.

meh. Just came up on newsnow

Mandaric says he expects Sam Harry to go to Newcastle: http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_3040115,00.html

Quick, get 'arry in. Shearer would be a terrible move.

er... the point was more that he required a 'source close to him' to make this statement

Also: "United owner Mike Ashley is in Hong Kong today, but significantly chairman Chris Mort was not in his St James’s Park office Tyneside."

I know we already have a 10th rate journalism thread, but I thought this needed to be pointed out: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/01/11/harry-s-game-72703-20339253/ "Many Pompey fans are distraught at the prospect of losing Redknapp, but on the other hand he is experienced enough to know that he will have to win over a considerable number of Newcastle supporters. And sources close to him told me today that he will do that by winning football matches." I can't believe even he wrote that to be honest. His sources must really know their stuff.

Now thats an idea! Pre-match team talk - Players: So whats the plan boss? Oba: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!! This made me laugh too much for 8:15 in the morning

Beye, Faye and Enrique

:(

I think it's most likely to be Martin Jol personally. Dunno how I feel about this.